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  1. I've just joined Muddymatches...

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    2. Kay

      Kay

      i have to wait for approval on there now..lol

       

    3. lunita

      lunita

      yeah be tomorrow before is done id say...well maybe see u around kay ..lol...naa but there sre some nice genuine people on there..only problem i find they are bit too nice they too shy ...they add you as favourite then nevr say hi! on the normal dating sites they dont care they say hi ask for sex anything !! but this one is nice :)

    4. Kay

      Kay

      i will see if its approved tomorrow i stuck a pic of me with the dog in a field rather than one showing a bit more flesh if there a shy lot..lol

  2. There really are some decent members on here.

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    2. artic

      artic

      Love that film!

      There are two kinds of spurs, my friend. Those that come in by the door; those that come in by the window.

    3. Malt
    4. artic

      artic

      superb clip blondie!

  3. Happy Valentines! Fire on, deep heat massaged in, bottle of lemonade....great!

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    2. artic

      artic

      Where the feck are you?? Hurry this Piper is going down QUICK!

    3. baw

      baw

      Hey, labs the only one allowed to go down!!!

    4. Lab

      Lab

      Hahahahah....make sure he doesn't drop his bagpipes now.....lol

  4. Mmm, a nice cold cobra beer...

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    2. baw

      baw

      aye, in with all the guys he has stitched up over the years......

    3. Bogger

      Bogger

      i was thinking more of the randy black men in there but ye that aswell lol

    4. baw

      baw

      you talking from experience mate?

  5. What an experience! LOL.....

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    2. artic

      artic

      lol, when I walked up those cranky stairs I thought he was going to beat mw with it....where were you...chatting his wife up in the kitchen drinking coffee lolol

    3. paulus

      paulus

      feck me mate they dont get msny visitors lol glad you rescued me i would have still been there now lol

    4. artic
  6. Juicy succulent Ostrich burgers..Mmm Mmmm Mmmmmmm

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    2. mackem

      mackem

      TBC artic,'cos I need to get some kip,long day tomorrow,enjoy your ostrich-burgers,but how the f*ck do you pull its wishbone?

    3. artic

      artic

      Before we get to the wish bone strategy, we have to get it into the box!

    4. artic

      artic

      You have sweet dreams and don't forget to take your cod liver oils.

  7. Let it shine.......lololol

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    2. baw

      baw

      pmsl maybe one day I'll join your merry band... i'll tell you what, If I'm still on here this time next month under this name, i will lol

    3. Lab

      Lab

      A well never mind then....lol

      tg...chillout please, i was meerly having a bit of banter!!

    4. artic

      artic

      Watch it.....lol

  8. Ferreter wanted

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    2. artic

      artic

      Bummers club? I think you got the wrong end of the stick lol

    3. old timer123

      old timer123

      well a clue would be helpful lol

    4. hedz31

      hedz31

      fecking weirdos

  9. Pot noodle for dinner tonght.

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    2. artic

      artic

      lol, he begged me for it, I had to give it to him. lol

    3. megpsycho

      megpsycho

      lol should have sold the other shoe for my fiver just read unplanned outing nice write up artic respect

    4. artic

      artic

      Thanks Meg, you know im gonna feel bad in the chat room now. lol

  10. FREE RANGE EGGS FOR SALE!

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    2. artic

      artic

      Yes mate, but you need a decent dog to begin with....

    3. baw

      baw

      darn, forgot about that

    4. Lab

      Lab

      I shall bring buzz down and help out.......ffs the things i do for the THL members!!!

  11. Full Metal Jacket and a curry...NICE!

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    2. mackem

      mackem

      Take it in the spirit which its intended,pure jest.

    3. artic

      artic

      Glad to hear it Mackem.

    4. mackem

      mackem

      I think the closest Kubrick got to 'Nam when filming was totte'Nam as some was filmed in east london,the rest in parts of the UK,not the best of the 'Viet spawned movies,but watchable.

  12. OH MY GOSH!

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    2. artic

      artic

      Same here Paulo, it's 18c

    3. bullxryno

      bullxryno

      to warm boys was gonna go ferreting tomorrow

       

    4. paulus

      paulus

      feck that rhino

  13. The Aidensfield Arms do a lovely pint. Cheers!

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    2. tb25
    3. artic

      artic

      I think, ginger has told the teacher that she is up the duff by one of those boys on the beach. The father has jumoed the gun, and now thrown him in the freezer! lol

    4. jordy123

      jordy123

      yes i agree a cracking pint pal

  14. Mmm, a nice hot mug of Bovril, it cannot get any better.

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    2. artic

      artic

      I can still make better yorkshires than you. :D

    3. hedz31

      hedz31

      he drinks yorkshire tea nowadays lol

    4. artic

      artic

      No hedz, thats piss water, always has been. PG tips is the way forward!

  15. Friends for dinner, wine and dine southern style!

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    2. artic
    3. Lab

      Lab

      Hey.....get the f*****g dishes done before coming on here lady.....!!!

    4. Lab

      Lab

      Funny name for your cock....."Plates"?

  16. Let the feet meet the ditch!

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    2. artic

      artic

      You need to be in a secure unit then!

    3. loaded

      loaded

      I am, both doors are locked, windows secure..... but still the voices come!!! Think I'll turn down the telly......

    4. artic
  17. What a day or two!

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    2. baw

      baw

      Nevermind artic, I know your other secret....... and I'm not talking about your shinny boot job....

    3. artic

      artic

      Yeah nevermind :)

    4. baw
  18. BERNIE RHODES KNOWS DON'T ARGUE!

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    2. Simoman

      Simoman

      pmsl laughing, no its put me off them for life

    3. buster 8789

      buster 8789

      why must you record my phone calls

    4. artic
  19. In the beginning...

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    2. artic

      artic

      The scots were a mutant breed, so yes your right Baw... ahahhahahhahhah

    3. baw

      baw

      the monkey evolved from us.....

    4. Lab

      Lab

      Adam and Eve is not a story you cretins!!!

  20. What a busy week! Phew....

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    2. artic

      artic

      lol, yes mate love it!

    3. paulus

      paulus

      thats whot its been like trying to find the stuff to make it lol

    4. artic

      artic

      Paul, I would like a photo of the finish product before I collect lolol

  21. Honey Dew beer tastes great..

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    2. paulus

      paulus

      tesco lol every little helps lol

       

    3. Lab

      Lab

      Is that what the girl says to you paul....lol

    4. paulus

      paulus

      shut up just in lol

  22. Robbing Monks......

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    2. Lab

      Lab

      Its about cheap Englishmen greeting over the cost of poults.....boo f*****g hoo!!!

    3. artic

      artic

      £4 a bird ffs lololol

    4. Lab
  23. I got lost driving home!

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    2. artic

      artic

      Numpties! lolololol

    3. Lab

      Lab

      its a b*****d that....old age!!

    4. hedz31

      hedz31

      its fecking thick out there pal 30yds if your lucky here

  24. What to wear at the ball......

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    2. artic

      artic

      Yeah lab, good quality tweed...you get me bloods. lol

    3. Lab

      Lab

      "You get me".......ffs.lol

    4. artic

      artic

      Sweet as Labs... do I fit in now. I'll but some plimsoles tomorrow as well ... lol

  25. Froze me bollocks off today. Hunting with hawks is not my thing....great company though.

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    2. hickymick

      hickymick

      ha ha whats tae,,speak english.mmmm pmsl

    3. artic

      artic

      Pheasants? Nooooooooo lol

    4. Lab

      Lab

      I prefer Scottish......everything is better in scottish!

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