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If you want to be happy for the rest of your life never make a pretty woman your wife...
Jimmy Soul Youtube.
So from my personal point of view, get an ugly girl to marry you.
Remember everytime you answer a question from the wife consider this
Do I want to be right or do I want to be happy?
Take a lover in the afternoon....Will you marry for the money.....See your innocence slipping away, don't think its coming back soon!
youv`e visited simo again then....lol
Sky Rockets in Flight......
'Tis my delight...
nah, angel !
REAL men breed moths...
psycho's like buffalo bill breed moths....lol
aye darcy has simon in his cellar."it puts the lotion in thebasket.or it gets the hose again"/saying this while sticking his cock between his legs
are you doing any elephant hawk ones this time ?
Americano's, Blue Jeans and Chino's...
i was thinking more of
"gay bar" to be honest!!
Stop pulling your cock thinking of Holly Johnson ya dirty little wog !!
Duck Sauce ruined a classic! Sacriledge.
Google it heathens!
"the sausage" f*ckin classic!!!!!!!!!
Giz a job....
Another f*ckin messer!
Get a job...
Mating moths cause high excitement.....
Keeps sending me photos of young boys holding their snakes...
Get up you little fat dumpling...you'll never get a job if you can't get out of bed!!
You are such a clever girl
Did'nt that strange fella of silence of the lambs breed moths buffalo bill was'nt it lol
GORDY here i come! Literally!
Wine bottles and watersports!
Do you want to get Jiggy with Mr Biggy? I love to dip my cherry in your sweet chocolate pie..
He might be ugly but he can rustle up a mean slice of toast....
Bolio, Colin's banned from crumpets for breakfast, his hands get mighty slippery with all the butter! ha ha
Just because mine comes back!!!... Messer!
Thinks he's a hard man, but really just a little queen. gets nervous before the Show season starts!!