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  1. Housebound with this dour  faced fcuker of a missus, can’t see this ending well😀

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      bird

      they make you or brake you  a woman , most blokes fit in the latter. you know the crack  dont get married , and dont live with them, most blokes can cook today, so its only for a shag , have them  over for couple days then  there out, on there fat arses  lol .  i can see me on me own in my latter years, 36 years with this one, so ive done my time,. chill out mate, why you house bound  ?

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  2. Billhardy still canit get message to you on hear

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      bird

      just  did the same      empty your inbox  bill ?

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  3. I like to keep in shape!! Round is my shape

  4. I have a picture, pinned to my wall.....

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      bird

      it hides a nasty stain that's laying there .

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  5. If it's got tits n wheels it will break you!

  6. I was made a grandad to day at 1.20am a Bonnie little girl of 8lbs 11oz

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      bird

      brill that , me very soon , the lads wife any day now, she gone 9 months the other day .

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  7. BBC finding fault with everybody except the Muslim that actually murdered children,lefties scum

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      bird

      and all the bollocks about us and muslims sticking together . well the bottom line is mate , they will never shop one of there own (NEVER ) it will be the same when the next load of white people are killed again, same crap we all sticking together they are fookin liars mate , be differnt if one of there Mosques was blown up with 60 odd in side , yeh lets see if they want to stick together then, will they feck .!!!

  8. I have a use for you...

    1. bird

      bird

      and me , hope he learns to talk louder i am hard hearing best of times lol

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  9. Cant praise the PDSA Wolverhampton enough , even though I didnt qualify as I am not on any kind of benefit they offered & delivered an excellent service & my old lad had a lovely dignified end , the vet was so compassionate & I didnt feel like they was trying to get me through the door quickly

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      bird

      kay , your good dog owner, and there loads of greyhounds that need home you could give them deff, i hope you change your mind and get 2 retired greyhounds as you know they make great pets .

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  10. Cant praise the PDSA Wolverhampton enough , even though I didnt qualify as I am not on any kind of benefit they offered & delivered an excellent service & my old lad had a lovely dignified end , the vet was so compassionate & I didnt feel like they was trying to get me through the door quickly

    1. bird

      bird

      sounds like it went well for you both , will you get another greyhound, to keep the other dog company, as some dogs pine for them when there gone .

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  11. Well its that time again off to the vets later , my old lad went off his legs last night .. he didnt want his dinner either, poor old buggers wore out bless him

  12. Well thats hard to take! One of my lurchers out of action for rest of the season... gutted!!

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      bird

      well only about 3 weeks left now, what injury to the dog .?

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  13. quite excited to get a couple of ferrets tomorrow ,not had any for about 5 years

    1. bird

      bird

      you going to work them kay,? and you have to watch your greyhounds with them .!

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  14. Oh yes £200 a hour for Christmas day and boxing day shifts

    1. bird

      bird

      walshie haha , i am the same, xmas is for kids, not adults , keep telling my daft wife, but she says iam miserable prat ha ha

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  15. There must be some kind of way outta here.

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      bird

      brill song , thats it now in me head all night now lol

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  16. Mates driven 3 hours south for a night out lamping, only gone and forgotten his bloody lamp!!

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      bird

      could have been worse , could have left the dog lol

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  17. hopefully get out in the morning

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      bird

      ok , good luck for friday , let us know how you get on

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  18. hopefully get out in the morning

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      bird

      did you pass your driving test, or will it be 4th time lucky next time.! like said if its a no, i would leave it this year and try next year, with a fresh mind .

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  19. driving test next week 3rd time lucky

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      bird

      if you dont pass this time, i would leave it for 10 months , then try again with fresh new mind you lamping on foot by youn then .?

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  20. Just had a piss through my Arse how's that even possible ...

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      bird

      i was like that for years, either spicey food or more than couple pints, i shit through the eye of a needle. so now no more curries and stick to couple pints, better on your arse lol

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  21. there are times in life when you have to stop and take stock.

  22. A lorry has shed its load of onions all over the M1. Motorists have been advised to find a hard shoulder to cry on.

  23. I came home yesterday to find my wife dancing on the table. "Good legs" I said. "Aw do you really think so?" she replied. "Definitely. Most tables would have collapsed by now."

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