Dan Edwards

A question that sometimes drives me hazy: am I or are the others crazy?

Albert Einstein

A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her.

W. C. Fields

Flaming homosexuals are top shelf.

By the way, that's one of my favorite Homer quotes of all time.

Homer J. Simpson

What's the J. stand for? Jay.

I love you. You... you complete me. And I just...

Shut up, just shut up. You had me at "hello".

Look at you learnin to use the computer and all. You have successfully learned how to post pictures now and figured out the profile shit all within the summer. LOL!

Now get your ass out and get your dogs in shape and I dont mean feedin em your left over burritos.

Marry an outdoors woman. Then if you throw her out into the yard on a cold night, she can still survive.

W. C. Fields

Missed you too Miss H.

Simo, I love me some pork.

Stunt, eat a dick.

..........and ONLY!

"We" know that.

Aaron likes man titties.

All night long!

Amish bitches give good head.

And damn proud of it.

And you got shit spellin.......hygene? What are you a f****n retard?

And your point is?

And.....I know it.

Are you two f****n?

Artic, I'm not gonna let you touch my tally wacker.

Aye Aye, sir! I dont even know what you are talkin bout. HAHA!

b_monroe squats to pee.

beckyminx says HI!

Ben likes white dudes. I mean he really likes them.

Come on over we'll go swing on the porch.

Could you please send me a map to get home to Norwich then cuz I been stuck in this God awful place long enough.