A Policeman on his horse says to little girl on her bike, "Did Santa get you that?" "Yes," she replies. "Well tell Santa to put a reflector light on it next year," & fines her £5. The little girl looks up at the Policeman & says, "Nice horse you've got there. Did Santa bring you that too?" The Policeman chuckles & replies, "He sure did!" "Well," says the little girl, "Next year, tell Santa the f****n dick goes under the horse, not on top of it.