6lb brambles boil for 20 min with 1 pint of water, leave straining overnight. Tomorrow 1lb sugar for every pint of liquid, boil until seeting point reached. BOOSH!!!
Washing a car, is very much like making love to a beautiful woman. You've got to caress the bodywork. Breathe softly and gently. And give every inch of it your loving attention. And make sure you've got a nice wet sponge