dytkos

Whys a mod gotta preview my post?

You keep me running round an round well that's alright with me...

Just to let everyone no be very carful if thinking about getting any pups of neil becon mainly breeds beddy x greyhound bough a pup of him Monday by Sunday it had died, rang him and he said all the litter was fine yesterday I had to have both my lurches put down and my terrier. The man as got PARVO!!!! Be very careful folks.

fecking wasp sting on my wrist feels like Ive been hit with a police baton today.

Welcome back smithie.

shoulders ache and bass in the fridge, great weekend in devon with newkid and whitevanman.thanks lads.

Congratulations to BPR and his wife on the birth of their baby daughter.

24hrs of rain getting monotonous now

whats the best way to prep and serve smokies please?

Congratulations to ozzie n arch for winning the fishing comp. Walshie 2nd and me 3rd I think.

Well. Who could imagine 10 blokes sitting around a pond could raise 1K for charity. Well done everyone, especially Johnny for putting on a fantastic event.

Just had a look around Stewies new site , ffs its like being on here before everyone got banned , same old faces .

Just had a look around Stewies new site , ffs its like being on here before everyone got banned , same old faces .

yew should know better lol

I wish to thank you all for you generous donations and help

Anyone know if mackerel are about yet please?

just got a fine for sitting in a mcdonalds car park for too long , £50 if you pay within 2 weeks if not goes up to £100 .c**ts

night at the hospital :-(

The police asked me to identify what they thought was my girlfriends body. They pulled the sheet back to show her blond hair, blue eyes & pretty face. "I can't be certain" I said. The sheet went back further to reveal her creamy white breasts & perky pink nipples. "Sorry, I'm still not sure". They took the sheet completely off. I stared at her pale body & shaved minge, "That's definitely not her". "Are you sure?" "Yep, my girlfriend...

random as when people look at your profile for no particular reason??

its cold out.......

Come in agent Moyes ......mission accomplished

dulux is shite!!

well still in hospital only went in for hip replacement and 3 weeks later still in got out and it discolated 2 got put back in then they decide it was wrong size so another op then let home only to get phone call tell me i had infection so back in and prob be in for anothe 3 weeks 6 weeks in all for a 4 day op

Had a good weekend , went jet skiing ,seemed to piss off a load of scruffy ,half pissed fishermen , but it was all fun .