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It allows face ache to lob adverts at you like there's no tomorrow. 

And strange people to follow you without leaving their keyboard

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that's my dinner gone 

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She has a brother who's, looking for Ben 

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We got some freebies last week. After putting 600 pheasants out last month a load of poults have appeared. 

Someone has dropped a clod and they're a welcome addition to our shoot. 

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Parts of London u don't an Feo ,just go paddling. 

Uzi for rabbits anyone 

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Air rifle on wabbits last week through the spotter a bloody fox looking at me about 10ft away .

Look on his face was priceless, how do they know you can't get em

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He looks like the wanted poster down our police station. 

" Do not approach this man is considered dangerous "

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We got 600 here but don't traditionally start till October anyway. 

Good job the heatwave passed you got some work to be catching up on

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That's the plan , 600 pheasants to protect and the hard plastic seat stops nodding off

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New office set up today, full view of the pen ,and along the ditch of doom

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Scottish hangover cure ,whisky on your cornflakes

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Asked about an variation with Leicestershire got told 6 months minimum maybe longer . 

We got spanked with a price increase for a drop in service. 

Why isn't it on line and click click done

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Well it begins, 600 pheasants released to fly away from the pens and laugh at all the hard work .

High seat going in and got to practice sitting up a tree like a fat crow

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Mm get here quickly the fields blue wi pigeon. 

Off to the farm and it's as blue as a Liverpool scarf

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Great news fellas Nancy's been found  

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Quick heads up for anyone in Welsh Wales a dog got out of her new home in Lampeter and is missing. 

Please help if you find her

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Can't do any worse than your " brute 33 "

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Will u still wear the P.j,s out foxing

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Well now my boy my life ,il stick to Norma subs in .22 lr at 4.95 a box of 50 from Garlands. 

200 rounds for 97 quid the estate manager has expensive tastes .

As a half jock nearly 50p a bunny would have me sweating ‍

And .243  I use hornady whitetail which were 26 a box but I'm afraid to ask now

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Keeps my ahem " ample" proportions dry and my carp in 1 place

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Makes my 3 tonight look feeble tbh ,not seen that many rabbits around here for 15/ 20 years .

After a good sit n wait session for no show fox ,the cow pasture produced these 3 for the pot .

And to take the pee saw a fox trotting merrily through town on my way home

 

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My 2p worth ,Debden are carp ,Harris stupid money. 

I use 1 of these ,over 2 years so far no dramas and if I did fencepost it not a big loss.

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Just the 1 bunny recovered, 2 shot but 1 did the flip down a hole routine. 

Plenty of owls about but very quiet night. 

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Time for a dozen white eggs ,some deeks and a cammoflauge gentleman with a bang stick.

Magpies here well on the rise as well 

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4 hours ago, Sausagedog said:

Ate you in Australia mate?

It's the right way up in me phone ,must have stood on me head when posting