[Yemen and the Red Sea]

Well that didn't take much - 2 of our bored lads on a fun run from Akrotiri and a yank training exercise probably for 2 kids from Alabama and a few dead Yemeni nuggets. Now the ragheads are taking notice and understand that the phrase 'f**k around and find out' is a genuine offer

[What's cooking?]

Although if you're not used to them, you may need a sit on the bog after you've scoffed a couple

[What's cooking?]

2 hours ago, ditchman said:

my gawd ..do i f**k it or eat it ?....looks like a medicle skool prolapse

You eat it you nutter - cut the f****r in half and dig it out with a spoon.  It's loaded with fibre and vitamin C

[What's cooking?]

No cooking for me today - the missus knocked up a lovely dinner

 

But, this morning I discovered that I really like dragon fruit - it kind of tastes like pear and kiwi fruit. It's probably got enough carbon miles to kick off a severe bout of tourettes in Saint Gretta ......... fk it - I like it

 

[Weird shitty bugs at this time of year.]

I never catch these fkn things but, after a quick visit to hospital a couple of weeks ago, something has properly caught hold of me and given me a right kick up the arse - I feel pissed, I've got runny eyes, a cough, snotty nose, really weird dreams, the sweats - it's nothing serious, it's not covid, I'm just out out of direction and, I wish it would f**k off. Normally I put on an extra layer and sweat the b*****d off at work for as long as it takes. 

Because I'm off work at the moment I've been using 2 sachets of Lemsip in cold mineral water. It's like a medicinal gatorade. Also, a good few sips of dark rum, a long walk in fresh air and a sprint up Barbury or Silbury hill when I get there there's a good set of steps at Kings Hill aswell but, some daft tart called an ambulance when I rolled down the last bit a few days ago.

 

I hate regular people and I hate these feckin bugs but, I feel like I've dealt with the worst of it today

[Sold as Seen.]

I once went to Tunisia - I'd like to see the stray cats and dogs get fat after the IDF or Luftwaffe turn the place to pink mist and rubble.

[Boxing At The Weekend...]

25 minutes ago, jukel123 said:

But she's a girl! Must be a generation thing. I'm an older gentleman. You don't hit women. Except when they become hysterical, then a slap will bring them to their senses. You may then overpower the lady with a meaningful kiss. Which may mean they will swoon.

I didn't click the laughing thing to be a twat but, you're spot on  - they just can't take as much stick 

[Why are we even entertaining these primatives??]

f**k Iran

 

2 British pilots in well armed F35s would have these cave men back in their box within half an hour. Yet, we allow them a little tolerance. Wtf?

 

Infact, 2 retired pilots in Harrier jumpjets could end that mob in a short nights work.

 

Why the feck are they all allowed to carry on like they do?

 

Fingers crossed for Trump and his MOABs next year

 

Leaked Iran papers reveal 'mobile hijab courts' plan - BBC News

WWW.BBC.CO.UK

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"Confidential" documents obtained by the BBC show how Iran is dealing with women violating its dress code.

 

[What's cooking?]

3 hours ago, Arry said:

Knocked up some Rabbit Pate/ Terrine but blitz it a bit more. Three on the right have the livers heart and kidneys fried up with some onions in it.

 

Sort of followed the recipe.

 

Hop to it: Hugh Fearnley-Whittingstall's rabbit recipes | Meat | The Guardian

WWW.THEGUARDIAN.COM

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It's sustainable, healthy and, above all, tasty, so it's hard to fathom why rabbit is still such an underused meat

Cheers Arry

I do like rabbit liver - lighty fried in butter with English mustard when I get back home

 

The dogs love the kidneys, heart and lungs as a treat - they go nuts over the game bag when I get home.

 

 

 

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25 minutes ago, Stavross said:

I love all the old grub my dad used to do, rabbit stews, soups made from any left over roasts, if he did a roast chicken on Sunday, we’d get til Wednesday out of it and you’d never feel like you’d been short changed, lamb neck, beef shin, whatever was the cheapest in the butchers, liver and onions, I think that would be my death row last meal, don’t really get to eat stuff like that anymore because the missus won’t eat it, if you tell her what it is she won’t even try it, oh yeah, and she thinks McDonald’s is a restaurant ( lol )

Mine's the same mate  but, to give her credit, she can knock up a nice old fashioned meal if I request it. She has to Google the recipes though

 ....... She won't eat rabbit, squirrel, pigeon or Pheasant when I bring it home. Women eh?

 

I tend to avoid McDonald's - it's the best tasting laxative that I've ever had

[What's cooking?]

1 hour ago, Stavross said:

I’ve not had them for years, my old man used to get them from the local butcher, they were made with pigs liver and heart, he’d do them with mash and veg, sometimes with an onion gravy, they were mine and his Saturday treat as my mam and brother wouldn’t eat them 

Very similar to my grandparents - there was either liver bacon and onions, faggots or, savoury duck (in that sort of theme) - grandad would make it with pig bits and roasted fat, slow cooked. Similar to yours, with gravy and veg

 

My cousin once got through most of a plate before she found out that there was no duck in there

 

Although, I must admit, I haven't heard it called that for years - happy memories 

[Sciatica]

The railway won't put up with you f***ing about on paragliders when you're supposed to be working though mate ........... just sayin'

[Sciatica]

Fk me - reading this lot, I've been lucky.

 

I had sciatica once when I was 16 after getting planted on my back - a shooting pain in the arse cheek and a divvy limp. The gp recommended that I dangle off something - a go on the swings frame sorted that thankfully. Then broken ribs in my early 20s - I stayed stoned for a while so that I could cough and sigh.

 ........ although, I'm not of made rubber anymore so, I tend to be a bit more careful. 

 

My thing now is these ganglion cysts in my palms and feet. Ain't it fkn great........ I would have gone a bit more mad in my younger dad's if I'd known that I'd end having to shave my nose hair

[Pet hates.]

People that indicate at the last second on a roundabout then honk their horn at me when I'm half round it. Wankers!

 

They're brave in their car but, they didn't expect me to come to a full stop on the roundabout and get out of the works van tonight. Cnts wouldn't stick their fingers up and, soon shit their pants when I was stood at their fkn window.

 

Go and roll your leased motor you peasant arseholes 

[Bear Grylls. What a wolly]

Bear Grylls is a bit of a twat - Ray Mears does some good programs

 

[Weed ;)]

27 minutes ago, Daniel cain said:

Everytime as kids when we did them or dropped microdots... We used to say to each other 'It will all be alright in the morning' as reassurance had some mad f***ing experiences on the stuff... wouldn't change it for the world mind...not everyone who tried it,was right after mind

Yes, I heard that from the same friend - he said that another mate was screaming to be taken to A&E while he was off his nut on them on a camping trip up your way. Apparently I was like the scene on Young Guns where they're on Peyote

 

Fecked if I can remember any of the time in between but, I've always been quite a calm person, thankfully. 

[What's cooking?]

2 minutes ago, Daniel cain said:

First time I've had them Walt....and they tasted damn good

I like them mate - the flavour gets right into them

[Weed ;)]

I did mushrooms once in the late 90s - a mate made us both a cupasoup with them. He didn't want his so, I had them both. Those things took a whole day off me - we started late morning, when I came around again, his missus and my girlfriend at the time were there, it was dark outside, he was on the whizz and tinkering with some radio on the dining table.

 

I didn't see stuff that wasn't there but, everything was well distorted. It was out of control more than anything else I'd tried.

 ......... when I left, I could have sworn that the car had a flat tyre - I checked it 3 times on the way home. The girlfriend was doing her nut over it

 

I was philosophical for about a week

 

I probably overdid it but, I haven't touched them since.

 

For me, it was a very unique experience but, I won't be doing it again. No regrets

[What's cooking?]

A really simple one for me today - mushroom, onion, bacon and cream with pasta.

It's been a long week so, something quick and easy went down well

 

[Snow]

Proper Scottish culture mate - you won't go wrong with this   

 

[Snow]

54 minutes ago, Greyman said:

Just across the way in Gloucester much the same suddenly started hammering down about 2am was really hoping for snow as it was still only 2 degrees 

The seasons seem to be slowly moving on - I wouldn't be surprised if we got snow February or March next year.

[Snow]

1 hour ago, Daniel cain said:

Rain here

Same here - the temperature has come up and it started raining.

[What's cooking?]

1 hour ago, jeemes said:

What is that seasoning like, can you compare it to anything?

I can't think of anything else that it tastes like - it's not spicy at all.

It's quite a big flavour - I mixed it with olive oil for the wedges.

 

[What's cooking?]

Chorizo sausages and wedges with this Old Bay seasoning stuff on them - it's quite nice to be fair

 

 

[Nothing worse then a cold kebab]

Cold kebab AND no salad....... the b*****d