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Jonjon79

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  1. Enjoyed that today - it feels like it''s been ages since i had roast pork, apple sauce and crackling
  2. Well, here we go - i landed in my 40s and, some health issues came along and kicked me up the arse. Feckin typical i'll be 45 next month it's not too bad - i just have to watch what i eat now. Breakfast today was overnight oats with yoghurt, walnuts, pistachios, blackberries, cherries and redcurrants - i suppose it's good that i actually quite like all that stuff but, i will admit that i do miss a nice full english. The good news is, because i had a breakfast like that today, dinner later will be a full sunday roast with my favourite pork and crackling
  3. Omelette with olives and cheese in a bit of tiger baguette - I do like olives
  4. Good post And, good on you Wolfie - it sounds like you're exactly the inspiration that that kid needs. Top man
  5. A few things for me lately have hit home the fact that you really do only get one go around on this wheel so - feck slaving away for most of it. I like folks idea when they can retire early - do it. Go and enjoy your time and family as much as you can - take as much time in the sun as you can and, do whatever makes you and yours happy everything and everyone is just white noise. All the best.
  6. There's a bit of a story behind this one that I may elaborate on later ............ the missus started on Cuban beef a couple of days ago and, finished it up as dinner for us all last night - it was lovely.
  7. That's near me mate - message sent
  8. Holy shit - this is the first time I've seen this - sorry, I haven't been on for a bit. My best wishes to Mark and Kath x Good luck and best wishes for a recovery mate .
  9. I do like it out that way when the weather comes in mate I haven't got the option to be up there for a bit though - I may put up an update later .
  10. f**k me - I'm an English Scotsman
  11. Where would you recommend on a grand and a passport I've recently moseyed on into my middle aged years and I'm well pissed off. Doctors have been giving me all sorts of tests and pills. I've been cold and wet for months now, I fancy a change of scenery for a little while. I'm thinking of telling the missus and little-un to pack a bag so that we can all go to the airport and fuckoff for a bit *(Heathrow Gatwick and Bristol are all within reach. Some sunshine would be nice, good food would be nice - little 'un won't eat seafood Any recommendations for a loc
  12. Fkn scumbags. I hope your kids ok mate
  13. Ah but, was it the posh bisto in a jar or the stuff us peasants use In the red cardboard tub?
  14. Nutters do exist. I was shacked up with a loony bird for a while in my mid 20s. Being woken up by a punch in the face and loads of screaming is a very weird sensation I got dressed and walked out laughing my head off that night. That really pissed her off - the big vase that she threw, missed me and smashed her cars back window . I kept laughing and carried on walking until I was gone . I could still hear her shouting and swearing from a few streets away
  15. The ausies will bomb any issues there with our kit on our behalf if requested
  16. You can't trust any of them - they're sneaky little feckers that will flood the markets with overpriced shite kit given the chance. We dont need that or them.
  17. Nice bit of topside for the Sunday dinner and, a cottage pie from the leftovers today- I enjoyed that
  18. How long until the French start Trying to flog exocet missiles or shitty raffael planes to our enemies? Still, it's not like we can't chase their crap over made up boundaries and just bomb the shit out of it anyway
  19. Fine by me if it upsets the other mob
  20. I've just finished watching the 10 Commandments. Cracking film
  21. Well that didn't take much - 2 of our bored lads on a fun run from Akrotiri and a yank training exercise probably for 2 kids from Alabama and a few dead Yemeni nuggets. Now the ragheads are taking notice and understand that the phrase 'f**k around and find out' is a genuine offer
  22. Although if you're not used to them, you may need a sit on the bog after you've scoffed a couple
  23. You eat it you nutter - cut the f****r in half and dig it out with a spoon. It's loaded with fibre and vitamin C
  24. No cooking for me today - the missus knocked up a lovely dinner But, this morning I discovered that I really like dragon fruit - it kind of tastes like pear and kiwi fruit. It's probably got enough carbon miles to kick off a severe bout of tourettes in Saint Gretta ......... fk it - I like it
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