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That bird looks like she has Down’s syndrome but probably isn’t half as clever !

A shake for breakfast 1 for lunch then a proper dinner

Me owd mate found me 1 o these ,saves them fecking about wi the still saw and squirting mastic at each other

That article is written by Peter tachell the bender rights campaigner who stormed a Christian pulpit in church pushing the arch Bishop of Canterbury aside. He was supported by loads off MPs and compared to the suffragettes because he was campaigning about human rights abuses. The arch Bishop later forgave him and apologised to him for any abuses he thought the church had supported. Perhaps someone can storm a mosque and push an imam aside to highlight human rights abuses in the history of Islam.....you would end up sharing a cell with Britain first and Tommy Robinson I reckon.

Got family visiting, he's Cypriot, she's Vietnamese. She cooked us a Vietnamese meal today; Summer prawn roll; Sweet & sour prawns; Beef stirfry; Very enjoyable ! Cheers.

I keep em reasonably fit all year so no worry about rhabdomyolysis etc if they get a bit of a runner early in the season ?. Remember it takes at least 10 weeks for bone and tendons to adapt after a lay off. Once they come out of season in spring build up to an average of about 10 to 15 gallops on a half hour beach walk a couple of times a week. Run with me 2 to 3 times a week, mainly off lead so usually get a few gallops in, mooch in the woods etc once a week plus twice daily park and they'll be ready for the winter. Then just fine tuning them on the lamp. One of multiple gallop

I try to keep mine in fairly good condition most of the year. It is nice to know if they bump something up accidentally out of season I’m not overly worried about injury. I must admit I struggle keeping weight on my little dog in the winter when his work load is fairly high. Iv also noticed that he definitely runs better if he is on the lean side. Just seems that bit sharper. My first running dog so deffo still learning. Few pics of him at different weights. I’m also aware he looks under weight in the top pic. Had a spell where he wouldn’t hold any weight at all. Cheers

Anybody that got rid of a dog because of a bird would never get one from me.

The topic of summer hunting always brings out some comedy gold. Each to their own for sure. But it just shows you how absolutely desperate for a score some folk get, they obviously catch f*ck all most of the time so desperate to get anything. Always seems to be a hell of a lot of ‘pest controllers’ about in the summer but they seem to be less frequent in winter ? Same as farmers losing stock - f*ck me if you’re losing lambs from now you either have super foxes or shite sheep ? I know lads who will be flat out from now as soon as the hay starts coming down, when I say

Fin don't do suits etc...fair play to him..

Last day at school ,I had a straightener with my pe teacher ( it had been arranged since the third year ) he absolutely battered me ,but it felt good punching the twat.

Socks? Cheers, D.

And looks like a dag blasted bomb went off ?? I swear raccoons are one of the most destructive dang critters. And they always some how make mud !

Well well well, the alphabet folk have turned their backs on the 'homophobic' Met - apparently the organisers and a bunch of other fruity organisations, don't want uniformed coppers prancing down the road with them on their special day - I do kind of agree - stick to the feckin day job. However, the forces hierarchy are still happy for them to do so. ......... funny that eh - they can do this in public and, they're allowed to unreservedly submit to a baying BLM mob but, they're not allowed to join a right wing organisation Honestly, I'd like Doc and Marty to dro

8 month greyhound/staffy cross | in Wareham, Dorset | Gumtree WWW.GUMTREE.COM 8 month old grey hound cross. Beautiful dog , amazing with children and other dogs , fully... £800 ?

if someone has something to get off their chest,then why not just say who you are,meet up,and sort it? instead of hiding behind a username... spineless act for a grown man to be carrying on with eh? Some silly cnut is sat somewhere,dripping info into some other clowns ear, because,in truth, they don't have a set of balls between them? Another Friday night... the THL way... shouldn't hate the player...you should hate the game?

Not digging at you, just a conversation, but I heard that type of stuff for years “Then men on the ground don’t support it”……and I always think “Well, why do it then?” Like, I couldn’t be a traffic warden or a traffic copper or one of these civil enforcement blokes if I was starving to death…..literally ! If they don’t like it, why do they do the job ? …….I suspect most lads here have always just turned it in and found something else when faced with something they didn’t like or that didn’t sit right so I don’t think coppers can hide behind that excuse. Its takes a certain ty

Rats been running over my benching?

Walking farm last night and I found 2 rabbit droppings. Yes 2 ! they weren't even fresh but I was over the moon. The place has not held a single rabbit at all for over 5 years. Prior to that we could pop out any night and get few runs. I find it really sad to see the place devoid of rabbits. Just not right. Fingers crossed they can recover.

Welcome to my weekends ??? my bank account trembles at the words “We’ve got a wedding next month “

I don’t no any gay folk that want anything to do with pride either, it’s for the confused masses that just run blindly with whatever fad is in fashion at the time, ?

I consider myself lucky up here to be under Cleveland firearms, they have always ( up to now ) been very easy to deal with and very knowledgeable when you ask any questions, there’s none of this, we’ll get back to you , the ammo thing with what you can hold is stupid, I bet what it says on my ticket is different to a lot of other peoples, I bet not one person has had a FEO counting rounds when they get a visit and on another note, the closed ticket thing also baffles me, why would someone who is deemed safe to use a firearm on one piece of land not be considered responsible enough to know if t

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She looks like a goose and he looks like shergar

Fillet, pack, vac, freeze and repeat

Well yesterday went to local butchers for some scraps for dogs an pup. Pups face when a chucked this peace of beef bone in box was a picture. She's looking at it to think wtf is that. Starts barking an playing about jumping at it. Until her nose touched it an got a smell of the meat. Then she was like hayup what's this lol. Starts off by licking it a few times then little nashes were into it. Next she picks it up an puts it in her bed rest his history she's there this morning tucking into it loves it..

In other news dog drinks water …….

No way it’s definitely a fox ?

There's first x whippet x Wheaton and it struggles in open ground and it would be bigger and stronger than a pat x whippet now don't get me wrong here a smasher in bushes and around holes and lamping you need to pick your rabbits as to speak

That’s a beauty coming from shrecks stunt double.

Yes, that's a whole new thread in itself - the slating I've had (not on here) for commenting how pleased I am that they've obviously caught all of the murderers and rapists and now have time for the trivial shit.

Terrier whippet type sounds perfect to me no matter what the terrier as long as it has a bit of go in it. For catching rabbits at least with ferrets that is what you need. Rabbits never in the open more than few seconds ducking in and out. Slipping nets or what ever. No good having a bloody big blunderbus for that work though they will have a dam good go lol

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Yep she pulled it back the 40 miles did ok but burnt some juice!

I’ve found that with my first cross beddy/whippet. Hasn’t got the speed to catch most rabbits, especially if they have a 50/60 yard start.. she has more success on the lamp but that’s to be expected. Great little bushing dog though and ferreting with the nets… she wouldn’t catch many without the nets though.

We had arranged a riot on the last day. Several teachers were supposed to get hammered. Unfortunately a lot of the lads didn't turn up so we were short on numbers and we chickened out. We did manage a roar and a few expletives at the final bell. and one lad set No fond memories of the crack of leather upon willow I'm afraid.? We were all glad to see the backs of each other. I can only think of one teacher I rated, my English teacher. The rest were orrible, charisma free sadists.

Poor lass all that money to look like daffy duck

New addition. Patt/fell bitch pup whatever you wanna call it. Sam

My lads whippet type X beagle bitch...