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When I was 19, I woke up in a strange bed with the mother of all hangovers, didn't have a clue where I was. My phone was ringing, it was around 10am and I should have been at work at 8:30. ......... I was halfway through lying to my boss that I'd been ill all night when some huge woman, about 20yrs older than me, dressed in some silk dressing gown thing came through the door going 'Jonny, are you awake yet' My boss heard her and asked 'What the f**k are you playing at'. I knew I was in trouble so, I told him that I'd gone out for a couple with the lads, got carrie

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If you dont leave that full stop alone im going to come round there and rip the f****n button out with my teeth you irritating c**t

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I can see a THL group hug on the horizon.

Darcy is a 1st class wanker. The book is not to bad though.

Pic I took years ago One man ,one dog and a ferret box in front,and sun was rising in morning

Yes mate, in her younger days with her litter sisters.........what a litter

Hopefully sunday (but the weathers looking very warm) as i'm out on the same estate and we got 4000 acres of next doors shoot to go look over as well.I am making the most of her as it goes as iv'e recently found some lumps on her tits and that ain't a good sign in a older dog,she's been a bloody good old dog to me and has given me many years of great sport from bushing rabbits to having a dig (believe it or not,lol) and i'll miss her greatly when she goes so yeah i'm enjoying her while i can and she's getting a chance at some sport while she can and i'll post about it if i can ..

there's no work in any c**t under30 these days?I keep having young labourers that can't last till first break just passing me slabs or bricks....to busy on their fones and sorting out the next bag.......

Just popped in to settle a few points. The OP, Mr. McWhinney has made a right tool of himself sending threatening emails to the ebay seller after he unsuccessfully tried to blag the name of the manufacturer out of him. He hates putanges that much he wants to know who makes them LOL There is no such thing as a 'genuine' putange so there is no such thing as a fake. Putange is the name of a type of trap like a car is a type of vehicle. There are loads of manufacturers making and selling putanges, some good, some not so good. Just like any other type of trap. A few years back I gave the name

She has another nationality! ISIS! Leave the murderous cnut right where she is

One apprentice turned up on Job with his f***ing eye brows shaped like a lady boy and smelt like he was going out on razzle. Went to shop at 10 o'clock bait and hasn't been seen since !! ???

Stick me on the list if you like mate. I don't take it all seriously or worry about what anyone else does, I've had good times with my dogs both terriers and runners. If anyone else has a problem with me , it's their problem not mine. I come on for a bit of craic and some of the fecking loons are entertaining ain't they!

That's the plan FD I'm hopeful it may come good enough not to amputate anyway the cast is of since last night. Just have to give a few days now and hope he starts to put weight on it and when he does that it does not dislocate again and if so it will be amputated from the knuckle joint down. He might not have ever even made the grade but they deserve the chance to see what they are made of at least.

she will end up back here......theres no way she can be left stateless .....some fecker somewhere will demand we take her back....and we will fold... I can see it coming...ithink the mp's are just paying us lip service knowing most of the country don't want her....yet deep down they know we will have to take her.... and after all that...I recon the local mosk will be collecting for her....so they can pay one of these people smuglers to get her back in.....if the legal route does fail

Full weekend at keepers spot ,but while I was there they have all chipped in and donated 500 quid to the ward my granddaughter had her operation on. Ward 23 freemans hospital .unreal . Plus donated some prizes for the raffle my family is doing .any way we had 4 yesterday and 3 today happy days .

Arther ??

Something similar got pissed Sunday afternoon then thought I had slept in getting bus to go to work and seeing ice-cream vans thought it wierd kids out playing was 8oclock Sunday night

I walked after 4 hours on a building site , feckin brickies kept interrupting when I was on my phone ?

Foxdropper will have it mate. ???

Shame we can't take Corbyn's citizenship away ! Treacherous, swivel-eyed lunatic !

I run a small building firm ,mostly renovating old buildings,plenty of work ,I've had same fella who is 53 years old for 6 years, will do anything you ask of him .also one of my own sons ,20 years old ,was ropey at the start ,but now doe s a good days graft .also 1 other full time fella .But I have vacancies for 3 apprentices ,and so far in 6 years I've had 25 apprentices .!!! Unbelievable . When I retire I'm writing a comic book about excuses for not going to work . Cause I've heard some toppers.

As a book I think it was the turning point for genuine lurcherwork being told how it is, before it all we had was Plummer etc. I enjoyed the book and the author obviously does a bit and enjoys writing so fair play to him for having the balls to do it I say.

Its ourlasses 50th this year apparently iam a selfish b*****d unless i take her to rippon races on the saturday.she.s not running just watching does anybody know how many signitures i need to get her sent to syria

Our season started on Saturday the 16 th we have had 5 fish so far a very good start to the season which is down to the best conditions Ive seen for many a year a crakin 18lb springer for one of our rods today his second after landing a 10 lb fish in the morning

My mate phoned up sick saying he's got a chest infection then on the Friday flew out to benidorn , what he didn't know was the boss flew out on the Saturday and was staying in the same hotel , much to the shock of my mate when he went down for breakfast the next morning and guess who was sat at the next table ?

I understand that you were offered a full refund for the return of the traps. You declined that offer asking to keep the traps you so obviously dislike but wanted a partial refund of £10. The e-mails can be published if there is any contradiction. I am not going to engage in a prolonged debate with you as your position is like a pile of slime; no form or substance and when you put pressure on it just oozes out of the cracks and slides away. There is enough already posted on here by others to show you as you are. You appear to have opinions about my practices. Perhaps if you could ev

Yep once went in on a SUNDAY thinking it was Monday my boss rang after seeing me on cameras asking what the feck I was doing then laughed his head off when I told him while shouting/screaming it's Sunday you dick

Young apprentice said his brother moved the ladder from his bunk bed and he couldn't get down

boy named sue.....

I can’t find my car keys ... also heard a good excuse for someone turning into work 3hrs late ... he said he’d dreamt he was in work so thought he’d been in

Less of this under 30 stuff ? couldn't agree more about phones and lazy shite bags though but I do pride myself on destroying lads in a mornings work had one lad done an hour digging with me he "went to the toilet" never seen him again ?? gone by 9 in the morning!!

Well that’s better than you do on the competitions ???

over my time with coursing dogs, I have seen and owned one or two first class dogs, however a lot of so called top class dogs are only decent in reality, books fib, and video's are edited you cant judge a dog from a video, I have seen good dogs that do threes, but are far from top class, a proper class dog may not kill more hares, but they have style, and give you something to remember even on a miss, most of the bigged up dogs of recent years in books or otherwise are just that bigged up, taking 5 mins to catch average hares in a dyke or cover not great dogs for me. (sorry for going on but pe

Used to be a 3 legger at the South Devon Kennels called Tripod .Black dog with white spots .Seen it do a few shifts myself with no great dramas .They are great adapters to loss of limbs in a very short time .Id be inclined to give the dog the benefit mate and amputate the leg as low as possible .

Be very weary of putting to much finger pressure on the happy shopper toilet roll while using it for it's intended purpose brother black neck.as a finger bursting through the 2 ply sheet isn't good. I prefer this brand of toilet roll.

my pup came from fella you talking about.he as one best bedlington terrier I seen in yrs,not x with another type to pep it up greyhounds he as are workedand do ok from what he said. i don't think he's breeding this yr as he said that's it for few yrs. terry o might have pups or b breeding and its Terry's bedlington that's the dad to my bitch. who ever gets pup from these lads they won't b disappointed .i waited several yrs to get mine and worth waiting for as two much crap about and stupid price tags.

Once its here ill strip it back and see how things are looking at the pics some of the rust and pitting is not that bad but until iv got it in my hands ill not know the stock will not be a problem ill soon have that back to looking better than new for you ill sort the internals out for you but even with a new spring i dont think accuracy will be good lol but it will do for the grand-kids in your back garden on tin can ally nothing better than whacking old tin cans to put a smile on there faces lol she will be good phil when im done atvbjimmy

Tell ya what, at the next fishing comp I'll light ya fag with one if ya want ???

Following my delight when my pal turned up with the Gat pistol for me a few weeks ago, he popped in for a coffee today and handed me a seriously rusted 'thing' saying no idea what the hell it is but do you want it. I knew straight away what it was, a Milbro (Diana) .177 junior rifle which I bought for my son back around 1978 - 81. If my memory serves me correctly, they were either made in Scotland or shipped from Scotland. Now boys this is where you come in because I want to bring it back to life (oh Jimmy, where are you mate) but also to identify what the model is. This rifle is very low

Fukc me you married well below your age .... well done mate ......

Mine aren't great, but that was always a no no...lol f**k my old man wouldve knocked the shit out of me if I nicked off him.... I just find it strange that some lads take it as a given their kids will nick off them, like Leaving a few quid lying around is saying they can have it...

I'll be there. Cheers Arry

We've all been at certain things mate...but not nicking off family, not even a fiver...completely wrong in my book...

Not so much a joke but made me laugh?

I did that...but luckily I'd steeped my feet in petril the night before.