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Right yer Barstuards, sorted ! No more moaning now yer gits While i`m putting up this post " if admin` will allow" please, - pulled a funny one on my youngest son this morning, he`s 21 and his girlfriend stopped over - his reaction was hysterical to watch atb Lads/ gals. Mark.

Maths teacher says to little Johnny, Johnny how many sweets have you got there ? Five miss, came the reply. Johnny, if i was to ask you to give one of your sweets to young Abdul, how many sweets would you have left ? Five miss ! atb Mark.

One of this years entries

Got my nephew's daughter these.Nike airs and Tim's ?

you are Don...not my thing personally like..may try apiece if i get the munchies later?

hate my mother in law. got a list as lng as my arm of stuff she has done. mrs dont really like her but shes her mum so puts up with her. shes round for a few days with her new bloke over xmas and im off out for those days. dont want to ruin kids/mrs xmas by telling granny to f**k off. mrs step dad(real dad is not around) and hes a diamond. real nice , slightly boring guy but treated the mrs as his own and spoilt her as a kid even thn mrs was a brat for him. hese nt down this year sadly my mrs gets on great with my parents. i know id say it because their mine but they are perfect gra

Cheers mate,my granddaughter goes for open heart surgery in January and a very good mate of mine which is also a keeper has donated half of his money off a litter of top spaniels to the ward she is going on ,great gesture ,there is some top fellas out there

ay up the internet police are on there rounds cant post this cant post that its a forum,dont want to contribute (which you obviously dont) fck off

I like looking at pictures of food the same as I like looking at pictures of tits and ass, dogs and motorbikes. ?.

Turkey beef gammon history

A quick walk up the chicken units with the dog this morning seemed a good idea. It was! Some magpies and crows betrayed a stoat eying up the chucks. A quick squeak and the female stoat came in to 10yds. As it squirmed to the shot Jessy was dispatched to sort it out! The thing was covered in tics. Got a magpie too a little later, happy days.

And dessert

The moucher mob would chase thl mob into the North sea ! No doubt about it ....they would f**k you boys up ,so he careful .

Right just got up in need some scran moose steak duck eggs, sliced haggis

Top work mr williams? Did santa bring you a bottle of moss killer too? Only saying like.........twat?? All the best pal?

My mother in law is the sperm of Satan, nothing is ever good enough ,or cooked well enough ,she comes round Xmas teatime, it's just a coincidence me and both my sons are out ? my daughter's have to listen to her shite though ,my poor mother is bed bound with m.s but we go and see her boxing day ,she is what u would call super gran ,never complains about her illnesses,

It certainly doesn't help when the first time they meet you is when they come home early and catch you hanging out of their beloved daughter....

Start as you mean to go on ?? quick egg on toast to start the day

Cheers fellas all the best

I got this lad in the summer and he's like a wolverine now with his winter weight.

On my wedding night after a skinfull and a load of class A I had a boner like a scaffold tube.a few hrs in bed with the wife she said no more. I then went into the next bedroom and jumped into bed with the mother in law who was with her husband.with my 3rd leg like a magic wand Breakfast was awkward that morning ? So yea Xmas isn't the same lol

I get on really well with her parents. ........ I've always got along with her dad but, before our daughter was born, we were all at a restaurant and, out of blue, her mum said to me 'I don't like you' across the table, in front of everyone. I just replied 'I couldn't give a monkeys, I'm not going out with you'. Then, a couple of years later, I caught her looking at my crotch while I had a towel round my waist

my old man and stepmum pop over Xmas morning watch little uns open presents,don't talk to my mother, mother in law over for dinner,father in law a waste of space lol,be sat i his own piss..peace and quiet by 5 o'clock ,just the wife, myself and the little uns...just how I like it..show my face at local hunt on boxing day,watch their arses twitching?session on the river with the lads on 27th ,few drams and a good smoke?

Ho ho ho and fk the eu ?

After a bit of thought I have promised the black and white pup I kept to Busher100. I think the first cross will suit what I do better , ace is also a first cross and suits me well. The is being sent over to him after the new year. I wish him all the luck with the pup. I have decided to go down a different route and a friend of mine offered me a dog pup out of a very well bred first cross litter. Here’s his breeding. He is 9 weeks old.

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All the best lads and ladies ,merry christmas one and all ,may santa bring you all you need and the new year bring all you want

but pigeon heads is your trade mark Lol

Boxing day is traditionally a day to celebrate the gift of food by photographing each meal and posting it on line.

Make it petrol then have a smoke? Now jog on,obviously got up early to see what toys you got for Xmas ?

Nope, that just tells me you DEFINITELY havn't seen that many greyhounds working, apart from ex racers, that were past their best, unfit, injured in some way and had 99.9% never seen anything apart from a dummy hare, and never been ran on anything other than a track. Same as most clueless idiots base their facts about greyhounds on. Ask me something else, einstein

I’ll have to show you it in log form.

Keeper mate of ours from glasgow is using our half beagle half cocker dog on his beagle x spaniel bitch end of season ,same thing applies ,if you want a pup you donate money to charity that's all ,

Actually I was thinking wat a little jerk off king is il put a pic up on a post titled wats on your xmas table and when he whinges like a little faggot I can send my 7 yr old granddaughter in a cab to his house to fill him in you mug ?

Was you kicked out of school at a young age Stephen unwin. Can't you talk properly or what. It's fecking. Make.not mek What does Asty mean ? No wonder today's youth are fecked reading this inbred language. I can picture you sitting there dribbling typing this shit out. How the feck can You type in dribble language.

get you full of ho ho ho dont like the pics dont look at them wind ya neck in fckn grinchy

Catching the fuukin thing lol

You only get out of a dog what is in it !!

Sorry mate, we don't do Christmas but hey, that don't stop me wanting you all that do enjoy today and have a well earned rest. U.

Theres a lot to be said for having most branches of the family 1000's of miles away,plus points when I need a holiday and mega plus points when I want a quiet relaxing Christmas ? inlaws are outlaws.

I remember those days waiting for the kids to sleep and sneak in fond memories mate make the most of them while they are of that age it doesnt get any better enjoy the day

yeh heard few times them ripping a dog up, even though there small still do lot of damage , my big dog chased one through a wood and he dived about 7 ft in the air to grab it on its head, that was good size male, it landed in the bushed and just vanished in the wood , Buck went after it came back about 8-9 mins later but nothing , but what great bit of sport , heart in mouth stuff for few secs , carnt beat bit of mooching in the day, more so with my type of dogs there great in cover and great finding stuff

As it goes i once saw a merlin and eve bred dog catch 64 cwd on the trot,i won't say 64 out of 64 slips as the fecker more than once ran on after pulling one down and once we had hold he'd run on and catch another.A big muntie buck put it's antler through the dogs neck and out it's ear one night and that was the end of that old dog,shit day time hare dog mind

breakfast might be moose steak and eggs dinner ,going to start off with seared scallops,cauliflower puree,black pudding and large seared prawns main course is roasted spuds,braised red cabbage,roasted parsnips,turkey,sprouts,homemade pork and chestnut stuffing,pigs in blankets loads of wine and bottles of wife beater

11a would appear to be about loaning a gun to someone underage or the person loaning the gun is under age (18 ) , seems like police Scotland don’t have much to do other than appease the snowflakes ..I’m sure prosecuting the American girl will do wonders for Scottish sporting tourism ...

What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws ? Outlaws are wanted !