New patent Mouse trap.

[masmiffy 82]

Guy goes to the patent office with his 'new design mousetrap'

He shows the officer a wedge of timber with a razor blade at the top of the slope.

'Hows that work then?'

Well, he says, you place a piece of cheese on the floor behind the blade.

The mouse goes up the slope leans over to get the cheese and cuts it own throat.

'I can see a failing in this design' says the patant officer.

'Whats to stop the mouse just picking up the cheese without going up the slope?'

'Best you go and give it some thought and return later'

The guy goes home and works on the 'design'

He returns a couple of days later.

Here is the 'new version' he says showing the same wedge of timber with a now serrated blade.

'OK how is this an improvement?' the officer asks

Well you set the trap the same way but this time no cheese!

'How will that work then'

Well the mouse walks up the slope looks over the blade and moves its head from side to side saying to itsself ' wheres the fecking cheese'

[Guest Ditch_Shitter]

That's So f*cking silly it's good!

[masmiffy 82]

That's So f*cking silly it's good!

 

 

Thanks Ditch