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"if brains were dynamite you wouldnt have enough to blow your nose.. "

 

"together they havnt got enough brains to operate one (person/dog/whatever)" first time i heard that my boss was talking about my dog and his.... they made quite a team when it came to trouble.. but by themselves they were perfect.

 

"with his luck if he had ducks they would drown" - cant remember where i heard that..

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He's up and down like a pair of whores drawers

 

He does the work of two men...........Laurel and f*****g Hardy

 

They're about as much use as Douglas Barder's shoes

 

Never shove your Grandma when she's shaving

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