Saltmoon 2,208 Posted May 18, 2018 Report Share Posted May 18, 2018 So thought it could be a laugh having little story's about embarrassing moments!!! This is because I have just got my lunch at Tesco but before I went in I walked round my van and didn't see the metal post there I walked straight into it gave myself a dead leg looked around and there was around 20 people who saw me do it and I had to walk past a group of women all pissing themselfs over it!! 2 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mushroom 12,387 Posted May 18, 2018 Report Share Posted May 18, 2018 In Feb I was in Berlin on a biz trip..... stayed in a five star hotel, spa, 14th floor bar etc....the works. Decided to go into the spa thinking hey up a bit of relax... Didn't realise it was completely naked only, didn't realise it was mixed sexes and didn't realise I should have shaved my balls. Everyone was so smooth 1 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
dave88 1,565 Posted May 18, 2018 Report Share Posted May 18, 2018 Just now, mushroom said: In Feb I was in Berlin on a biz trip..... stayed in a five star hotel, spa, 14th floor bar etc....the works. Decided to go into the spa thinking hey up a bit of relax... Didn't realise it was completely naked only, didn't realise it was mixed sexes and didn't realise I should have shaved my balls. Everyone was so smooth Quote Link to post Share on other sites
WILF 44,276 Posted May 18, 2018 Report Share Posted May 18, 2018 Years ago as a kid, walking round a gravel pit and stopped to get chatting to a bloke that was fishing. Anyway, the normal bollocks about the state of the fishing starts being talked about and I say “he had a few thebither day, that f***ing bloke with the limp” ”who” says the bloke ”you know, that miserable f***ing hop a long c**t with the gammy leg.......miserable crippled old b*****d, always moaning....f***ing hatebthat bloke.....do you know him?” ”Yeah, I know him” says the bloke.....”he’s my brother !” Lol 8 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Kerny92 1,246 Posted May 18, 2018 Report Share Posted May 18, 2018 As a youngster my uncle told me to blow up my younger cousin's paddling pool, i was puffing and puffing away until red in the face. No matter what it didn't inflate one bit, i was only blowing into the plug............. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ginger beard 4,652 Posted May 18, 2018 Report Share Posted May 18, 2018 Not embarrasing but i thought it was funny. I was unloading sheep at work and i needed to recall who's they are. so i said ''whats your surname. She said ''bark'' So i said ''grrr woof,woof,woof,grrr now whats your surname. She never even smiled.miserable bitch. 1 5 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
peterhunter86 8,627 Posted May 18, 2018 Report Share Posted May 18, 2018 17 minutes ago, ginger beard said: Not embarrasing but i thought it was funny. I was unloading sheep at work and i needed to recall who's they are. so i said ''whats your surname. She said ''bark'' So i said ''grrr woof,woof,woof,grrr now whats your surname. She never even smiled.miserable bitch. No one will top your story about you're sister's knickers. 1 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Saltmoon 2,208 Posted May 18, 2018 Author Report Share Posted May 18, 2018 9 minutes ago, peterhunter86 said: No one will top your story about you're sister's knickers. What's this then ......... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Daniel cain 42,843 Posted May 18, 2018 Report Share Posted May 18, 2018 Just now, Saltmoon said: What's this then ......... There's a similar thread on here..... Read it...... You piss your pants 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
forest of dean redneck 11,189 Posted May 18, 2018 Report Share Posted May 18, 2018 1 minute ago, Daniel cain said: There's a similar thread on here..... Read it...... You piss your pants Good job she never 1 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Saltmoon 2,208 Posted May 18, 2018 Author Report Share Posted May 18, 2018 What' the thread called I feel like I'm missing out on some good info here lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
si brown 8,486 Posted May 18, 2018 Report Share Posted May 18, 2018 Was re pointing a ridge years back and I lost me footing and slid down the roof.. managed to trap my feet in the gutter and stop me going over but the bucket full of muck caught me up and went over me head was shouting agggh as it happened so when I got the fcukin bucket off me head I had a right audience! Least I didn’t die!! 1 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mushroom 12,387 Posted May 18, 2018 Report Share Posted May 18, 2018 Magine sniffing ya sisters knickers..... wrong 'un Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ginger beard 4,652 Posted May 18, 2018 Report Share Posted May 18, 2018 Found it......enjoy. 2 13 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
forest of dean redneck 11,189 Posted May 18, 2018 Report Share Posted May 18, 2018 Apart from going to pick kids school up with my flies undone the one embarrassing incident that stands to mind is , At my old property years ago I was being lazy and flattening some gravel in back garden with my Landy , I unfortunately ran over one of those spikes you put posts in, and punctured a tyre so got hi lift jack out an changed the wheel having never used one before I couldn’t get it to drop the Landy down , all of a sudden it went and kicked the handle up hitting me straight under my botttom jaw , I nearly blacked out an was staggering round the back garden for what seemed ages, my jaw clicked for months afterwards and the tyre was split an I never did replace it as it would been £115 delivered ,I was running kumo At 33/12.50/15s at the time Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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