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8 minutes ago, ginger beard said:

If might fill a pram but that won't stop your woman lusting for something bigger.

nobody misses a slice off a sliced loaf.

I have no worry s about it being  you being ginger more chance of theses bricks i have had in the garden for years getting laid than you 

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10 minutes ago, Rusty_terrier said:

Your still a virgin 2 hours later. 

Your joking.i shagged so many times,i've got 5 years worth in the bank.thats without wearing designer jimmy choo's.i bet you moisturise your t zone too.

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5 minutes ago, ginger beard said:

Your joking.ive been shagged so many times,i've got 5 years worth in the bank.thats without wearing my designer crotchless dungarees. and you bet I also moisturise my pink balloon knot.

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2 minutes ago, Rusty_terrier said:

Theres plenty moisture when im in town son just have another check at your sisters knickers

I can't.i fear i fear i will have a heart attack and die while indulging in her heavenly scent and then my secret's out.

I bet your popular with women.i bet you don't stop telling them how your a cage fighter (isn't everyfucker nowadays) with your designer cloths.ànd then i bet you take them back to a ex council house.i can smell your fakery over my sisters knickers.haha

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