DIDO.1 20,851 Posted April 14, 2018 Report Share Posted April 14, 2018 (edited) .....do you do with this thing if you happen to win it in a raffle at a stone masons old English night?? It's got some fair cheeks on it!! ? Edited April 14, 2018 by DIDO.1 2 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
WILF 44,282 Posted April 14, 2018 Report Share Posted April 14, 2018 Cheeks, ears, brawn....... 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
talt 878 Posted April 14, 2018 Report Share Posted April 14, 2018 Ask David Cameron i'm sure he could come up with a few ideas 3 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
DIDO.1 20,851 Posted April 14, 2018 Author Report Share Posted April 14, 2018 Just now, talt said: Ask David Cameron i'm sure he could come up with a few ideas I think that's bs, they have such a big snout I don't reckon I'd get near it with my pecker, plus I couldn't even get its mouth open ? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ginger beard 4,652 Posted April 14, 2018 Report Share Posted April 14, 2018 Throw it through a mosque's window. 3 2 11 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Chid 6,376 Posted April 14, 2018 Report Share Posted April 14, 2018 18 minutes ago, DIDO.1 said: .....do you do with this thing if you happen to win it in a raffle at a stone masons old English night?? It's got some fair cheeks on it!! ? It’s freemasonry not stone masons ? 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
DIDO.1 20,851 Posted April 14, 2018 Author Report Share Posted April 14, 2018 It fckin stunk....i didn't actually win it. Out of 40 people there was two of us who wanted it.....most of the room said I could have it if they won...anyway the other bloke got it, gutted. I was glad in the morning though once I'd sobered up. Im a lodge steward so had to carry it in. Loads of meat on the cheeks and side of the face. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
dave88 1,565 Posted April 15, 2018 Report Share Posted April 15, 2018 10 hours ago, Rusty_terrier said: Think that comes from a few months back somebodyon here went on a rant about all the perks stone masons get haha It was ginge wasn't it? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
waltjnr 5,971 Posted April 15, 2018 Report Share Posted April 15, 2018 10 hours ago, DIDO.1 said: It fckin stunk....i didn't actually win it. Out of 40 people there was two of us who wanted it.....most of the room said I could have it if they won...anyway the other bloke got it, gutted. I was glad in the morning though once I'd sobered up. Im a lodge steward so had to carry it in. Loads of meat on the cheeks and side of the face. Was that after you sacrificed it? 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ginger beard 4,652 Posted April 15, 2018 Report Share Posted April 15, 2018 15 minutes ago, dave88 said: It was ginge wasn't it? f**k off dave i was hoping no f****r remembered that. Yes i did but only because i was at a pub called the stonemasons an hour before i posted. 1 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
DIDO.1 20,851 Posted April 15, 2018 Author Report Share Posted April 15, 2018 9 hours ago, waltjnr said: Was that after you sacrificed it? No that was the goat ? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
forest of dean redneck 11,189 Posted April 15, 2018 Report Share Posted April 15, 2018 I done this with one cheek off mine https://www.fieldandflower.co.uk/recipes/pork/braised-pig-cheeks-with-gnocchi 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ted Newgent 4,896 Posted April 15, 2018 Report Share Posted April 15, 2018 drink the bottle of gin suck on the lemon deep fry the pigs ears throw the rest unless your that drunk you have a weird sexual preference for pigs 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
DIDO.1 20,851 Posted April 15, 2018 Author Report Share Posted April 15, 2018 1 hour ago, W. Katchum said: An 2 virgins In Bolton? Couldn't find any ? 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
waltjnr 5,971 Posted April 15, 2018 Report Share Posted April 15, 2018 2 hours ago, W. Katchum said: An 2 virgins Well most new borns are virgins! Just hope he had the hood on and trousers rolled up, bloody weirdos! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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