Them retractable leads

[Black neck 15,156]

Was just walking the dog's back up the road when a bloke on the opposite side shouted me that I'd dropped 1 of the leads and the dog was trotting along behind I thanked him then his dog a Scotty thing bolted across to my dog's an and a car screeched and missed it be an inch

, he had about 12 foot of lead out

[low plains drifter 9,452]

They're shite, but the cord is good for tarp and hammock tying 

[Black neck 15,156]

8 minutes ago, low plains drifter said:

They're shite, but the cord is good for tarp and hammock tying 

I also heard it's good for bdsm whatever that is

[Saltmoon 2,208]

I bought one of those once........ that's as far as it went really 

[Black neck 15,156]

2 minutes ago, Saltmoon said:

I bought one of those once........ that's as far as it went really 

You went as far as bdsm?

[Saltmoon 2,208]

43 minutes ago, Black neck said:

You went as far as bdsm?

Twice weekly for the past year!!! 

 

[Black neck 15,156]

6 minutes ago, Saltmoon said:

Twice weekly for the past year!!! 

 

Postcode 

[Gilbey 1,405]

their fecking deadly things, dogs running out in front of bikes, tangling round kids, mangling grannies fingers, deadly lol

[Dinosaurs 2,007]

Had a womans extendable lead tangled round my four dogs on busy footpath last year & silly cow thought it was hillarious until i cut the fcuking thing with my pocket knife.... She didnt laugh then?? There a f***ing nitemare!! Atb

[THE STIFFMEISTER 14,553]

My mother thinks their amazing. 

Speaks volumes really 

[Maximus Ferret 2,055]

They should make huge long ones for people with salukis.

[shaaark 10,109]

Worst things ever invented, for lazy c**ts that shouldn't really own a dog. Stupidly dangerous, and should be banned!

[Gilbey 1,405]

31 minutes ago, Maximus Ferret said:

They should make huge long ones for people with salukis.

just a delayed slip.. Me mother got one donkeys years ago, it was fine until the dog spotted something, just went zzzzzzzzip twang and nearly yanked her arm out of the socket lol