NEWKID 26,094 Posted March 25, 2018 Report Share Posted March 25, 2018 Mrs has gone out tonight for a drink with her mate.. shes been nagging me to shave off the beard I've lazily grown... well the beards gone, but a cracking Tom Sellick moustache remains..lol i sent her a nice pic of my "baldrick esque slug balancing act", she's not impressed for some reason?? well I'm keeping it, at least for the next 24 hours... maybe 2 days... she's a very lucky woman.. 5 8 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
17hornet 188 Posted March 25, 2018 Report Share Posted March 25, 2018 (edited) I get this from the wife, and then from the kids. So I shaved off the growth......... the right side only! Left it like that for a week, shopping , kids school, going out.. the looks from women were interesting, the looks from guys and thumbs up told me a whole different story. She has pretty much left me alone since that shave, to the point where I start to want to shave, before she dares ask again. Edited March 25, 2018 by 17hornet 1 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
peterhunter86 8,627 Posted March 25, 2018 Report Share Posted March 25, 2018 The last time I done my Mrs head in we were doing the doggy position and I held on real tight then told her that her sister was better. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
NEWKID 26,094 Posted March 25, 2018 Author Report Share Posted March 25, 2018 17 minutes ago, peterhunter86 said: The last time I done my Mrs head in we were doing the doggy position and I held on real tight then told her that her sister was better. Don't think I'll be getting any doggy whilst I look like a 70's porn star..... oh well, her loss lol 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ted Newgent 4,896 Posted March 25, 2018 Report Share Posted March 25, 2018 Grew my beard and when my dearest arrived back here at the airport she walked straight past me really fckn pissed so i am growing it as long as i can fck her have you ever tried telling your missus she needs her haircut? what was the response? Fire fury scorn 1 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ginger beard 4,652 Posted March 25, 2018 Report Share Posted March 25, 2018 You should of done the ''monkey tail''.see what she thought of that. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ginger beard 4,652 Posted March 25, 2018 Report Share Posted March 25, 2018 1 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
talt 878 Posted March 25, 2018 Report Share Posted March 25, 2018 I don't grow a beard, i look too much like her mother. 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
NEWKID 26,094 Posted March 25, 2018 Author Report Share Posted March 25, 2018 3 hours ago, ginger beard said: And here's me thinking I look a twat... lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Daniel cain 42,800 Posted March 25, 2018 Report Share Posted March 25, 2018 My Mrs is always moaning I'm a scruffy cnut lol, didn't like it when I shaved a tash for movember...... Then moaned like f**k last night when I shave out the grey lol.... Can't win with the miserable bitch.... 1 6 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
NEWKID 26,094 Posted March 25, 2018 Author Report Share Posted March 25, 2018 Just now, Daniel cain said: My Mrs is always moaning I'm a scruffy cnut lol, didn't like it when I shaved a tash for movember...... Then moaned like f**k last night when I shave out the grey lol.... Can't win with the miserable bitch.... Can't win mate can you.. they should thank their lucky stars to have such dashing, good looking men in their lives... 1 5 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Daniel cain 42,800 Posted March 25, 2018 Report Share Posted March 25, 2018 I keep telling her I'm a catch kev..... A diamond in the rough so to speak lol. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Gav 1,708 Posted March 25, 2018 Report Share Posted March 25, 2018 I only ever clip mine off when it starts drinking and eating more than me, found a bean in it once, hadn't had beans for months! 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
tb25 4,626 Posted March 25, 2018 Report Share Posted March 25, 2018 7 minutes ago, Daniel cain said: My Mrs is always moaning I'm a scruffy cnut lol, didn't like it when I shaved a tash for movember...... Then moaned like f**k last night when I shave out the grey lol.... Can't win with the miserable bitch.... 1.2.3 parts of the makings on a killer there.ha 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
walshie 2,804 Posted March 25, 2018 Report Share Posted March 25, 2018 Nothing wrong with a well maintained moustache. Laughing my nuts off at DC's Hitler pic. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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