mushroom 12,387 Posted February 14, 2018 Report Share Posted February 14, 2018 Thoughts? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lenmcharristar 9,173 Posted February 14, 2018 Report Share Posted February 14, 2018 is that what clams do???????? lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ArchieHood 3,692 Posted February 14, 2018 Report Share Posted February 14, 2018 Piece of piss..... 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
delswal 3,817 Posted February 14, 2018 Report Share Posted February 14, 2018 8 hours ago, mushroom said: Thoughts? I think you have to much time on your hands lol, but back to the question..........bigger the squirt the better, saying that a trickle is better than a kick in the teeth Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mushroom 12,387 Posted February 14, 2018 Author Report Share Posted February 14, 2018 1 minute ago, delswal said: I think you have to much time on your hands lol, but back to the question..........bigger the squirt the better, saying that a trickle is better than a kick in the teeth It's fuuckin rank mate ? Tinder has a lot to answer for! ??? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
forest of dean redneck 11,189 Posted February 14, 2018 Report Share Posted February 14, 2018 Is that like dwarf throwing ?? 1 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mushroom 12,387 Posted February 14, 2018 Author Report Share Posted February 14, 2018 1 minute ago, forest of dean redneck said: Is that like dwarf throwing ?? No mate, ffs ya sheltered cnut! Fuuckin Google it ? 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Chid 6,376 Posted February 14, 2018 Report Share Posted February 14, 2018 ????☂️☂️☂️ cant beat it ? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mushroom 12,387 Posted February 14, 2018 Author Report Share Posted February 14, 2018 7 minutes ago, Chid said: ????☂️☂️☂️ cant beat it ? Retching during sex is not my thing ? The bells should have been ringing when I saw the plastic sheets and towel ???? 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
kanny 19,382 Posted February 14, 2018 Report Share Posted February 14, 2018 I reckon you got your squirting and feltching mixed up mush ....women squirt 2 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Waz 4,204 Posted February 14, 2018 Report Share Posted February 14, 2018 keep your eyes shut! stings like... hmmmm Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mushroom 12,387 Posted February 14, 2018 Author Report Share Posted February 14, 2018 5 minutes ago, kanny said: I reckon you got your squirting and feltching mixed up mush ....women squirt Nah she definitely squirted before she feltched herself..... that was a long fuucking straw man, more like a siphon hose tbh ? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ted Newgent 4,896 Posted February 15, 2018 Report Share Posted February 15, 2018 too cold over here for squirting just yet 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
sussex 5,776 Posted February 15, 2018 Report Share Posted February 15, 2018 4 hours ago, Ted Newgent said: too cold over here for squirting just yet Need to watch out for that yellow snow mate .. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
fireman 10,774 Posted February 15, 2018 Report Share Posted February 15, 2018 Sounds to me lads that Shrooms finaly made a bird come .... 1 12 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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