delswal 3,817 Posted February 14, 2018 Report Share Posted February 14, 2018 Oops seem's like I've done it again, Decided to treat myself to a new watch and not thinking it's valentines, but why would I ? Anyway got the word off her indoors "what did you buy me"? after a moments pause had to confess and tell her the truth, " nothing" off she goes upstairs in a sulk lol, she comes back afetr 10 minutes and say's do you fancy a nice romantic night in? "yes" I said, what you gonna do? FCUK OFF you ignorant prick she shouts not seen her since, women eh will never understand them. 1 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mattyg 1,862 Posted February 14, 2018 Report Share Posted February 14, 2018 Suck it up buttercup..... got a nice table for two booked, romantic lighting and all she has done is moan because she hasn’t potted a red yet! Ungrateful cow! 7 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
dave88 1,565 Posted February 14, 2018 Report Share Posted February 14, 2018 Bollocks to valentines, crock of shit lol. Luckily my missus thinks the same 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
walshie 2,804 Posted February 14, 2018 Report Share Posted February 14, 2018 Got my mrs a new bag and belt for Valentines. She's well pleased. The hoover should work a treat now. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
DIDO.1 20,809 Posted February 14, 2018 Report Share Posted February 14, 2018 All this tough man talk is all very well....but....use your brains!!!!! Except women are mental and learn to play the game! I spent a tenner in tesco.....I'm going to get my leg over and she's happy when I go away this weekend hunting 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
delswal 3,817 Posted February 14, 2018 Author Report Share Posted February 14, 2018 8 hours ago, DIDO.1 said: All this tough man talk is all very well....but....use your brains!!!!! Except women are mental and learn to play the game! I spent a tenner in tesco.....I'm going to get my leg over and she's happy when I go away this weekend hunting I will still get my leg over, wear my new watch and save a tenner lol 3 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Blackbriar 8,568 Posted February 14, 2018 Report Share Posted February 14, 2018 I sent one card............ received none ! The look on her face was priceless, and she's been overly nice to me all day ! Small victories, lads, small victories ! 2 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
bigmac 97kt 13,730 Posted February 14, 2018 Report Share Posted February 14, 2018 Using language like that Del and she calls me a foul mouth Gordie lol Hide the watch Del nothing like a woman scorned atvbjimmy Quote Link to post Share on other sites
delswal 3,817 Posted February 14, 2018 Author Report Share Posted February 14, 2018 8 hours ago, bigmac 97kt said: Using language like that Del and she calls me a foul mouth Gordie lol Hide the watch Del nothing like a woman scorned atvbjimmy Her words Jimmy lol.........are all you northern men foul mouthed lol...............I said no love.......just that cnut 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ginger beard 4,652 Posted February 14, 2018 Report Share Posted February 14, 2018 1 hour ago, dave88 said: Bollocks to valentines, crock of shit lol. Luckily my missus thinks the same She just say's that because she don't want to shag you. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
forest of dean redneck 11,183 Posted February 14, 2018 Report Share Posted February 14, 2018 Got the missus card an single rose received the same, shes been ill all day an going to bed,im sat on sofa watching league of gentleman on Netflix ? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
bird 9,587 Posted February 14, 2018 Report Share Posted February 14, 2018 1 hour ago, walshie said: Got my mrs a new bag and belt for Valentines. She's well pleased. The hoover should work a treat now. lol , they get birthday / xmas cards , thats enough of me lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
blackmaggie 3,375 Posted February 14, 2018 Report Share Posted February 14, 2018 Got mine a dildo and a box of chocolates if she doesn't like the chocolate she can go f**k herself 1 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
peterhunter86 8,627 Posted February 14, 2018 Report Share Posted February 14, 2018 I got my bird a card big bunch of flowers and box of chocolates, out for a slap up meal then back to a hotel to make passionate love all night. My Mrs is going to have a fcukinh canary when she finds out. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ginger beard 4,652 Posted February 14, 2018 Report Share Posted February 14, 2018 7 minutes ago, blackmaggie said: Got mine a dildo and a box of chocolates if she doesn't like the chocolate she can go f**k herself The old one's are the best. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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