Ted Newgent 4,896 Posted February 11, 2018 Author Report Share Posted February 11, 2018 3 minutes ago, mushroom said: Ah... Canada... That explains everything you have said or say ??? the raspberry jam centre of canada Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mushroom 12,352 Posted February 11, 2018 Report Share Posted February 11, 2018 Just now, W. Katchum said: So what’s the deal then ted? What is bearable in tbat weather? Surely ye can’t be house bound when it gets that cold or no fcuker would stay there?? So Wat tasks? Chores? Can ye do outside in that temps?? Mate I've been in temps way low, as I know you have. Life is way more simple in that environment Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mushroom 12,352 Posted February 11, 2018 Report Share Posted February 11, 2018 1 minute ago, Ted Newgent said: the raspberry jam centre of canada You missed off the rest lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ted Newgent 4,896 Posted February 11, 2018 Author Report Share Posted February 11, 2018 (edited) 8 minutes ago, W. Katchum said: So what’s the deal then ted? What is bearable in tbat weather? Surely ye can’t be house bound when it gets that cold or no fcuker would stay there?? So Wat tasks? Chores? Can ye do outside in that temps?? -20c is alright you will need jacket,hat and gloves.its the wind chill that tears you apart chores,clear the damn snow off the driveway and deck.pick up the frozen dog shit. i could go calling yotes but cant be that bothered driving anywhere. there is people ripping around on sleds/skiddos,i could go ice fishing with a mate also. next week will be better as its warms up to -2c so everything will start melting. EDIT over xmas was bad,really bad -48c with the wind chill,thats dammmmmmmn cold you can feel your skin burn in minutes from the cold 7 minutes ago, mushroom said: Ah Canadians.... the best and worst in humanity ????? f***ing over polite cnuts ?? nope me is english,moved here 10 years ago for some reason Edited February 11, 2018 by Ted Newgent 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
delswal 3,817 Posted February 11, 2018 Report Share Posted February 11, 2018 8 hours ago, W. Katchum said: Aye but j couldn’t do it full time, I’m thinking once you’ve got he head wrapped around it an are living there all winter then where do ye draw line? At what point does it start getting dangerous ? When the wife comes home early and finds you bathing a crack head whore 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
forest of dean redneck 11,183 Posted February 11, 2018 Report Share Posted February 11, 2018 55 minutes ago, W. Katchum said: I’m still chuckling here about jam? I’m sat in me pants eating some Lidl rice pudding out a tin with a spoon waiting to go have a shower before I go back to work, an that’s whilsy the wife an her pal an all kids are giving me evils? That's because your left bollocks dropped out ? 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ted Newgent 4,896 Posted February 11, 2018 Author Report Share Posted February 11, 2018 56 minutes ago, W. Katchum said: Aye it’s been minus 2 ish up here in dales for past couple weeks mate, need a jumper for work in this ?. I much prefer cold to warm an could never emigrate somewhere hot even a week an I end up in hotel but with decent clobber the cold don’t bother me? don’t know bout minus 29 tho? lol -2c is tshirt shorts and sandals weather mate 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jok 3,035 Posted February 11, 2018 Report Share Posted February 11, 2018 Her indoors would NEVER leave me. She'd hate to see me happy. Jok. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mushroom 12,352 Posted February 11, 2018 Report Share Posted February 11, 2018 1 hour ago, Ted Newgent said: -20c is alright you will need jacket,hat and gloves.its the wind chill that tears you apart chores,clear the damn snow off the driveway and deck.pick up the frozen dog shit. i could go calling yotes but cant be that bothered driving anywhere. there is people ripping around on sleds/skiddos,i could go ice fishing with a mate also. next week will be better as its warms up to -2c so everything will start melting. EDIT over xmas was bad,really bad -48c with the wind chill,thats dammmmmmmn cold you can feel your skin burn in minutes from the cold nope me is english,moved here 10 years ago for some reason That explains the cnut then ? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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Bushhound 50 Posted February 11, 2018 Report Share Posted February 11, 2018 3 hours ago, Ted Newgent said: i aint sure when she is heading back,she didnt furnish me with the actual date next weekend the lad flies back so i will be Macaulay Culkin for a while well apart from 3 cats and 2 dogs And I hope for your sake no Michael Jackson nr you in the bath Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Bushhound 50 Posted February 11, 2018 Report Share Posted February 11, 2018 2 hours ago, Ted Newgent said: -20c is alright you will need jacket,hat and gloves.its the wind chill that tears you apart chores,clear the damn snow off the driveway and deck.pick up the frozen dog shit. i could go calling yotes but cant be that bothered driving anywhere. there is people ripping around on sleds/skiddos,i could go ice fishing with a mate also. next week will be better as its warms up to -2c so everything will start melting. EDIT over xmas was bad,really bad -48c with the wind chill,thats dammmmmmmn cold you can feel your skin burn in minutes from the cold nope me is english,moved here 10 years ago for some reason -20 you will need a coat,hat gloves...........no you don't say! Id want more than that bugger Quote Link to post Share on other sites
j j m 6,479 Posted February 11, 2018 Report Share Posted February 11, 2018 some nice jam there mate 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ted Newgent 4,896 Posted February 12, 2018 Author Report Share Posted February 12, 2018 anyone want to buy some jam? looking likely i will be making more this weekend since i still have 4kgs of sugar and no six nations to watch 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mackem 23,675 Posted February 12, 2018 Report Share Posted February 12, 2018 9 minutes ago, Ted Newgent said: anyone want to buy some jam? looking likely i will be making more this weekend since i still have 4kgs of sugar and no six nations to watch You ain't making maple syrup ted?I saw some maple syrup ice lollies for sale yesterday,maple syrup on a stick and stuck in the ice outside to freeze it 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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