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5 minutes ago, socks said:

She was a few months old at the time finding a dummy in heavy bracken ... pretty good for a puppy I thought and compared to your red dog that couldn't retrieve on open moor land she was fantastic ???

Your right socks your dogs are far better so you keep telling everyone on here it's a running joke between a few on here ????oh no hard man talk here either  you do enough for everyone  your class ???

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Lol you fukcing prick I've just had the lunatic send me a pm ???

Yep .goes by the name Socks now .

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5 minutes ago, nothernlite said:

Your right socks your dogs are far better so you keep telling everyone on here it's a running joke between a few on here ????oh no hard man talk here either  you do enough for everyone  your class ???

I've more class then you ... typical all mouth no action gonshite ... I've never once said my dogs are the best or better ... in fact the opposite I said my dog wouldn't catch the amount of bolted rabbits down here as she did up north ... hardly bugging her up is it ... I've also put up videos of my dogs missus as well as their catches hardly makes me a bragger does it ... you keep spouting your false bollox from the safety of your computer there's a good girl .....

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54 minutes ago, socks said:

I've more class then you ... typical all mouth no action gonshite ... I've never once said my dogs are the best or better ... in fact the opposite I said my dog wouldn't catch the amount of bolted rabbits down here as she did up north ... hardly bugging her up is it ... I've also put up videos of my dogs missus as well as their catches hardly makes me a bragger does it ... you keep spouting your false bollox from the safety of your computer there's a good girl .....

Why have you posted videos of your dogs missus? Are they married or something. ??

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A snippet of one of the stories started by Baw lol

 

 

Newkid heard whispers about his possible homosexuality... Coming from a quite put out socks talking to Baw, " I'm the only gay in the village" were his words... Newkid put his mind at ease, and used his good looks, charm and his brimming war chest to trap all 3 THL ladies, who were now his harem... Lab was throwing anything he could find in temper " they should be mine he screamed"......



All seemed lost, they were running out of steam and with no coach ( or police escort) the enemy were closing in fast, for most this was the first time they'd been out in years, and walking was not their thing....



"Pssst"... A voice came from the doorway of an old, dark shop... It was Stig, he pulled the weary travellers into his little antique shop, " come out the back quick" he said... He bolted the front door shut, and led them past a myriad of tables, chairs, chest, cups, etc... And into a large open warehouse, there stood 12 antique scooters, each traveller picked their bike and leapt aboard, Stig had a golden one with 50 mirrors..... The large roller shutter door was opened and they rode out into the night...




So finally back on the road, Darcy riding with wilf in the side car, Peter Riding with Gnash on the back clinging on for dear life ( the fright of Kranky being present had him shaking like a leaf, no way could he ride), Stig was leading this strange, Mod/barbarian group and they were back heading North, at last, to the moors, Phessies, Salmos and beasties......



The enemy with the mighty Kat, still on they're tails, Johnnyboy was throwing welsh cakes at them and the greedy b*****ds were eating them so quickly that their pace was slowing.... Once Haymin started chucking Clootie dumplins at them the Group of hereos finally started to gain some ground and breathing space.



On the side of the road they saw a man the ringer for Dog the bounty hunter, beside a steaming Patrol truck, surrounded by Pit/pats, kids, babies and kebab wrappers.... it was Mel the tattoed leader of the Scarborough Massive.... With Violin cases full of mackerel they jumped on the back of various scooters.... mel was put out he couldn't get on the back of Newkids but unfortunately that spot was taken by the 3 ladies in his harem who were feeding him roadkill venison as they rode...



Mel Jumped on the back of twobob's bike, trying to shuffle back from the arse crack that would not stay covered.....



Tarquin was riding on the handlebars of Labs bike, like a child, and singing Whitney Houston songs.....



The patrol was left at the side of the road, and this time declared dead, the Modarians carried on to the quest that lay ahead... would the achieve their goal before the clock struck 12 on New Years Eve?....



With Aaron, the Brick, Whin, RFYL and the rest of the darkside in hot pursuit their quest seemed futile, as desperate as Taquin in a Whorehouse, but onwards they went...........


 

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