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8 hours ago, mushroom said:

You just have to up ya game Del love, not lie to them ??

I just tell them I'm a tripod and that usually seals the deal.....

But I'll tell ya, there are some freaks out there. Some bird sent me naked pics last night, one with her arse in the air, cheeks spread with a full butt gape going on ???

Just out of curiosity of course, what site do you use Mush lol

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I know a traveller who met his girlfriend on grabber 

On the next picture trying putting the banana in the front of your trunks instead of the back.

I would say being a ginger prick it will go against you but even Chris Evans found love so don't give up hope I hope it works out 

9 minutes ago, mushroom said:

You just have to up ya game Del love, not lie to them ??

I just tell them I'm a tripod and that usually seals the deal.....

But I'll tell ya, there are some freaks out there. Some bird sent me naked pics last night, one with her arse in the air, cheeks spread with a full butt gape going on ???

It’s not true until we see pics ... pm me them ?

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I was running a shoot when I was doing the online dating so I put 'I run the sporting side of a country estate'. Had a picture sat on a quad with a terrier under my arm......im pig ugly but I was beating em off with a shitty stick....had em lining up. No matter how ugly and anti social you are practice makes perfect and I had the chat down to a fine art by the end. Anyone can do it.

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1 minute ago, DIDO.1 said:

I was running a shoot when I was doing the online dating so I put 'I run the sporting side of a country estate'. Had a picture sat on a quad with a terrier under my arm......im pig ugly but I was beating em off with a shitty stick....had em lining up. No matter how ugly and anti social you are practice makes perfect and I had the chat down to a fine art by the end. Anyone can do it.

Ive always been good with the ladies. No idea why or how. I just act natural and frankly, I'm naturally a sexy muthafuka ???

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20 hours ago, ChrisJones said:

That and some of the perverts on the forum!

Stan was the best woman on here!

that do with him and Baw on the wind up had me in stitches..

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4 hours ago, mushroom said:

You just have to up ya game Del love, not lie to them ??

I just tell them I'm a tripod and that usually seals the deal.....

But I'll tell ya, there are some freaks out there. Some bird sent me naked pics last night, one with her arse in the air, cheeks spread with a full butt gape going on ???

My mate at work got sent a pic off a girl I know with a vibrator lodged up bournville boulevard I couldn't believe it ?

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56 minutes ago, gnipper said:

My mate at work got sent a pic off a girl I know with a vibrator lodged up bournville boulevard I couldn't believe it ?

Mate they're all at it lol my ex did things on Skype, when she was in Austria or germany for work to tease me, that you wouldn't believe. TBH I thank her and loved it ?

Sex is awesome but has also lost its meaning with the younger generation. They think slapping a fanny or choking on a cock, like in the porn films is gonna make everything ok ;)

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