Ted Newgent 4,896 Posted January 13, 2018 Report Share Posted January 13, 2018 Argggggghhhhhhhh wifey returns home from a local supermarket with brit treats looks like i is going into a sugar coma tonight 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Blackbriar 8,568 Posted January 14, 2018 Report Share Posted January 14, 2018 Dandelion and burdock was top dog.........til that Coke nonsense came along ! We used to make liquorice water............bit of root left in a bottle of water overnight. Top refreshment for the Sunday football match on the park - small boys, jumpers for goalposts, marvellous ! 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
scothunter 12,609 Posted January 14, 2018 Report Share Posted January 14, 2018 Don't drink anything other than diet irn bru. And I do mean anything. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ted Newgent 4,896 Posted January 14, 2018 Author Report Share Posted January 14, 2018 5 minutes ago, scothunter said: Don't drink anything other than diet irn bru. And I do mean anything. i wish i could get a hold of a few tinnies of irn bru, vimto of any sort and some lucozade 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Blackbriar 8,568 Posted January 14, 2018 Report Share Posted January 14, 2018 I'm Ewan McGregor.......... Ted lacks what most of us take for granted. Ted has to travel many miles to find his favourite soft drink. Every day his search takes him further from home, but he only finds the precious liquids once or twice a year. All Ted wants is a bottle of pop, from the Alpine man........but he has to settle for Mountain Dew or Dr. Pepper - drinks that could make him sick............how would you feel, if this was your family ? But it doesn't have to be this way - just one extra can, will transform Ted's life. Next time you buy soft drinks, buy an extra can, for Ted. Sent it to our TedAid collection depot, and we will change a life. Just one can a month, one can of Irn Bru (does not contain girders), one can of Lucozade......put a smile back on a face, do it for Ted. Thank you. 2 1 15 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
TOPPER 1,809 Posted January 14, 2018 Report Share Posted January 14, 2018 better still one bottle of water add a good dose of jiff lemon and a spoonfull of honey shake well better than all that co2 rubbish 2 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
leegreen 2,099 Posted January 14, 2018 Report Share Posted January 14, 2018 3 minutes ago, TOPPER said: better still one bottle of water add a good dose of jiff lemon and a spoonfull of honey shake well better than all that co2 rubbish I bet the kids love coming around your house! 7 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
forest of dean redneck 11,183 Posted January 14, 2018 Report Share Posted January 14, 2018 5 hours ago, TOPPER said: better still one bottle of water add a good dose of jiff lemon and a spoonfull of honey shake well better than all that co2 rubbish Took some paracetamol other day ,as had a week of head/neck ache,I don't normally take pills or drink tap water an I can see why it tasted fecking awefull!! Tea /coffee or alcohol for me ? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mackem 23,692 Posted January 14, 2018 Report Share Posted January 14, 2018 15 hours ago, Ted Newgent said: and some lucozade My missus said Yup Gatorade is just like your Lucozade,is it f**k cant remember which store we went into but they had a small UK foods shelf,i didn't recognise any of the names even of the UK's top selling tea bags or so they were advertised Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ted Newgent 4,896 Posted January 14, 2018 Author Report Share Posted January 14, 2018 7 hours ago, Blackbriar said: I'm Ewan McGregor.......... Ted lacks what most of us take for granted. Ted has to travel many miles to find his favourite soft drink. Every day his search takes him further from home, but he only finds the precious liquids once or twice a year. All Ted wants is a bottle of pop, from the Alpine man........but he has to settle for Mountain Dew or Dr. Pepper - drinks that could make him sick............how would you feel, if this was your family ? But it doesn't have to be this way - just one extra can, will transform Ted's life. Next time you buy soft drinks, buy an extra can, for Ted. Sent it to our TedAid collection depot, and we will change a life. Just one can a month, one can of Irn Bru (does not contain girders), one can of Lucozade......put a smile back on a face, do it for Ted. Thank you. any chance of a battenburg cake to go with all that pop 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Blackbriar 8,568 Posted January 14, 2018 Report Share Posted January 14, 2018 1 hour ago, Ted Newgent said: any chance of a battenburg cake to go with all that pop See - once again us kind hearted Brits do a charitable deed, and bloody foreigners take the pi55 ! Actually, add a packet of Hob Nobs and a couple of buttered crumpets to all that, and you should have a perfectly balanced diet........... 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
j j m 6,480 Posted January 14, 2018 Report Share Posted January 14, 2018 a nice drink Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ted Newgent 4,896 Posted January 14, 2018 Author Report Share Posted January 14, 2018 13 minutes ago, Blackbriar said: See - once again us kind hearted Brits do a charitable deed, and bloody foreigners take the pi55 ! Actually, add a packet of Hob Nobs and a couple of buttered crumpets to all that, and you should have a perfectly balanced diet........... hilarious LOL fyi i am english and dearly miss my little sugary treats feel free to send me a red cross box of goodies Quote Link to post Share on other sites
dave88 1,565 Posted January 14, 2018 Report Share Posted January 14, 2018 Come on lads...surely we can pool together and send Ted some home comforts haha Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Blackbriar 8,568 Posted January 14, 2018 Report Share Posted January 14, 2018 26 minutes ago, dave88 said: Come on lads...surely we can pool together and send Ted some home comforts haha If it's to remind him of dear old Blighty, I'll chuck in half a pound of tripe, a post office queue and a rainy afternoon in Skeg ! 1 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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