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So I'm talking to a mate today. He says ''You ain't gonna' believe what my stupid step son did''. I asked what was up and it goes like this. '' I got home last night and the Mrs and her son are looking a little upset (the son is 18 by the way) so I asked what was wrong. She says that the son was driving along with his mate out near Othery (this is countryside territory)and something ran out in the road. He heard a bang so stopped to have a look. They walked back and could see a cat in the grass, it was still alive as its tail was moving. He didn't want it to suffer so he gets something out the boot and twats the cat over the head a couple of times. As he's doing this a PCO pulls up to see what is going on. They explain and the Copper asks if the car is O.K. He says he hasn't looked. They go and look at the front of the car and there's another cat, dead, with its head and neck jammed in the bumper. He only killed a good cat''. I'm like ''FUUUCK OOOOOF!, Your takin' the piss!!!!'' He says I swear to God it's true. Now he ain't the sort of person to bullshit so I can only take his word for it. As I'm typing I'm thinking this sounds too good to be real. I'm gonna' ask him again tomorrow just to double double check he ain't got the wrong end of the stick or some thing.

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So I'm talking to a mate today. He says ''You ain't gonna' believe what my stupid step son did''. I asked what was up and it goes like this. '' I got home last night and the Mrs and her son are lookin

Rubbish joke what kind of copper these days asks is the car ok more likely to do you for killing the cat or driving dangerous 

This joke was one of the cave paintings found in the wolf caves of northern France and dates from Neolithic times. Do I win?

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4 minutes ago, PLEDGEY said:

So I'm talking to a mate today. He says ''You ain't gonna' believe what my stupid step son did''. I asked what was up and it goes like this. '' I got home last night and the Mrs and her son are looking a little upset (the son is 18 by the way) so I asked what was wrong. She says that the son was driving along with his mate out near Othery (this is countryside territory)and something ran out in the road. He heard a bang so stopped to have a look. They walked back and could see a cat in the grass, it was still alive as its tail was moving. He didn't want it to suffer so he gets something out the boot and twats the cat over the head a couple of times. As he's doing this a PCO pulls up to see what is going on. They explain and the Copper asks if the car is O.K. He says he hasn't looked. They go and look at the front of the car and there's another cat, dead, with its head and neck jammed in the bumper. He only killed a good cat''. I'm like ''FUUUCK OOOOOF!, Your takin' the piss!!!!'' He says I swear to God it's true. Now he ain't the sort of person to bullshit so I can only take his word for it. As I'm typing I'm thinking this sounds too good to be real. I'm gonna' ask him again tomorrow just to double double check he ain't got the wrong end of the stick or some thing.

My old man told me that same story 15  + year ago 

 

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4 minutes ago, kanny said:

Don't know if I'm being thick but I don't get it.

He got out and killed the wrong cat .he thought the cat at side road was the cat  he hit with the car so he clubbed it ..turns round and the cat he did hit is stuck in the bumper/grill 

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1 minute ago, Navek said:

He got out and killed the wrong cat .he thought the cat at side road was the cat  he hit with the cat so he clubbed it ..turns round and the cat he did hit is stuck in the bumper/grill 

Good cat threw me ....is there such a thing lol 

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its an old joke.....but hes cocked it up telling it....

 

i was driving my car down a lane when a cat runs out......bang......i stop the car...get out look round and see an old tatty cat laid on the verge......i must do the right thing and pts...so u get out a wheel brace...and administer the coupe de grace.....at that point an old lady comes running out the cottage protesting ive killed her faithfull old moggy....i explain that it was the kindest thing......no she says hes been laying asleep on the verge all morning.....after inspecting the car i find a cat wedged in the grill...

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1 minute ago, TOMO said:

its an old joke.....but hes cocked it up telling it....

 

i was driving my car down a lane when a cat runs out......bang......i stop the car...get out look round and see an old tatty cat laid on the verge......i must do the right thing and pts...so u get out a wheel brace...and administer the coupe de grace.....at that point an old lady comes running out the cottage protesting ive killed her faithfull old moggy....i explain that it was the kindest thing......no she says hes been laying asleep on the verge all morning.....after inspecting the car i find a cat wedged in the grill...

That’s the f***ing one ???

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