mackem 23,736 Posted December 11, 2017 Report Share Posted December 11, 2017 My kids studying medicine,thought I would surprise him with something unusual for Christmas,i always wanted a shrunken head but didn't get one when I was a kid,i saw a skeleton on a chiropractors roof in Canada last week so it set me off looking for an artificial skeleton,maybe a skull,something different,so I found this advert............ Half skeleton for sale or PX or swop Cornish Choughs or penguins £750 will post only selling as I have now bought a full size one, item is in Cornwall, PM me or ring 07********1 if your interested thankyou ! Half a skeleton in exchange for penguins??? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
scothunter 12,609 Posted December 11, 2017 Report Share Posted December 11, 2017 So lena zavaroni has been in cornwall all this time. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
kanny 19,382 Posted December 11, 2017 Report Share Posted December 11, 2017 I reckon its been made up of bits and Bob's that foot looks like a elephants. ...makes you wonder what he wants the penguin for Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mackem 23,736 Posted December 11, 2017 Author Report Share Posted December 11, 2017 The foot is an elephants mate,the vendor is also willing to swap the half a skeleton for a pair of alpine chough Quote Link to post Share on other sites
kanny 19,382 Posted December 11, 2017 Report Share Posted December 11, 2017 8 minutes ago, mackem said: The foot is an elephants mate,the vendor is also willing to swap the half a skeleton for a pair of alpine chough Yeah I was being a twat lol ....does he want the birds stuffed or alive ? ....some strange folk about Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mackem 23,736 Posted December 11, 2017 Author Report Share Posted December 11, 2017 I don't know mate,but folks are odd,a penguin or alpine chough for half a skeleton,its like a monty python sketch 1 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
sussex 5,776 Posted December 11, 2017 Report Share Posted December 11, 2017 £750 for half a skeleton, so a whole one is £1500 ...I’m out tonight with the shovel , one a week the jobs a good un 2 5 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
stumfelter 3,032 Posted December 11, 2017 Report Share Posted December 11, 2017 How the fcuk do you end up with half a skeleton? And what happened to the other half? I'm loving the total randomness of this topic! 1 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
kanny 19,382 Posted December 11, 2017 Report Share Posted December 11, 2017 Looks a bit like Bruce Forsyth with that chin Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mackem 23,736 Posted December 11, 2017 Author Report Share Posted December 11, 2017 6 minutes ago, stumfelter said: How the fcuk do you end up with half a skeleton? And what happened to the other half? I'm loving the total randomness of this topic! He might have swapped the other half for a dolphin 2 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
sussex 5,776 Posted December 11, 2017 Report Share Posted December 11, 2017 2 minutes ago, kanny said: Looks a bit like Bruce Forsyth with that chin Can’t be Bruce he’s not been dead long enough , what about jimmy hill he’s been gone a while .. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
kanny 19,382 Posted December 11, 2017 Report Share Posted December 11, 2017 12 minutes ago, stumfelter said: How the fcuk do you end up with half a skeleton? And what happened to the other half? I'm loving the total randomness of this topic! Well you couldent fit a full skeleton in a elephants foot 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
kanny 19,382 Posted December 11, 2017 Report Share Posted December 11, 2017 1 minute ago, sussex said: Can’t be Bruce he’s not been dead long enough , what about jimmy hill he’s been gone a while .. Osama chin Laden perhaps 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Blackbriar 8,568 Posted December 11, 2017 Report Share Posted December 11, 2017 That femur bone in the middle picture looks way too big to be human.........and the foot looks too big to belong to that skull............and its not half a skeleton unless the person had two heads ! Nice Shakespeare reference in the title, though ! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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