Porn.

[Haiddheliwr 1,911]

2 hours ago, jukel123 said:

Mrs went to a meeting of old biddies. Its some sort of club where they get together and sometimes have a visiting speaker. Last night there was a speaker talking about her job as a sexual health nurse. I was pulling her leg about it before she went, saying all the old biddies will enjoy being shocked..keep them affronted and muttering for weeks. She said I'm very broad minded, it will take a lot to shock me. So she comes home and is very quiet. Then she spills the beans. Apparently it's not chlamidia queens or pox or hiv which takes up her working day. It's young girls who have weird infections in their mouths, vaginas and anuses. Apparently their partners learn about sex from porn so expect to visit all orifices in one sex session. So the girls ( some very young) get bugs in their mouths which belong in their backsides and bugs in their vaginas which belong in their mouths and so on. The thing which really freaked her out, and me too, is that young girls get banged up the backside so frequently that a lot come to the clinic because they have 'anal leakage'...crap leaks out of their backsides the whole time so that they have to wear nappy type thingies. This doesn't do their self confidence much good. f**k me. I'm glad I've got no daughters or granddaughters.

Did that wake you up on this pissing down Monday morning?

That was really educating stuff! Notice the guys don't get so much as an itch on their pipes!! ??

[jukel123 6,570]

 

34 minutes ago, Mr Wilkes said:

Nowt that a quick stitch and a course of antibiotic won’t cure ..?

There's the voice of experience. Did your stitch dissolve or did it have to be snipped off?

Edited November 20, 2017 by jukel123

[Blackbriar 8,568]

3 hours ago, jukel123 said:

Sorry, I could post similar stuff every day if you wish..do wonders for your figure.

There's nothing wrong with my figure ! I try to stay in shape........... round is a shape !

[Meece 1,957]

I'm glad I'm finishing off my years holiday allocation this week and that I am on here because it is raining outside. This allows me to be educated to the world out there. I have heard about this sort of thing whereby the train arrived at Fenchurch St. instead of Kings cross. And caused all sorts of problems. It gives a new meaning to the expression followed through. Or should it be following through. I am led to believe that boys watch porn because they enjoy it but girls watch it like an instruction manual so that they know what to do. Years ago there was only the odd static girly mag for the boys to hide under the bed. Now we have the world wide Web available. Shame that it wasn't available back when I was at school.

[kanny 19,323]

You haven't got names and address have you? 

[PLEDGEY 493]

10 hours ago, Rusty_terrier said:

Not quite sure what you mean. Links to any videos to clarify this ?

Search 'prolapse porn'. One of the blokes at work was showing it on his phone, this shits off the scale!, you've been warned!!!!! :-)

[king 11,664]

Them girls must be walking around smelling of shit 

[Waz 4,203]

20 minutes ago, PLEDGEY said:

Search 'prolapse porn'. One of the blokes at work was showing it on his phone, this shits off the scale!, you've been warned!!!!! :-)

gonna swerve that, thanks all the same. Learnt my lesson with '2 girls 1 cup' & 'blue waffle'

[C556 351]

1 hour ago, Waz said:

gonna swerve that, thanks all the same. Learnt my lesson with '2 girls 1 cup' & 'blue waffle'

1 man 1 jar..

[low plains drifter 9,459]

14 hours ago, jukel123 said:

Mrs went to a meeting of old biddies. Its some sort of club where they get together and sometimes have a visiting speaker. Last night there was a speaker talking about her job as a sexual health nurse. I was pulling her leg about it before she went, saying all the old biddies will enjoy being shocked..keep them affronted and muttering for weeks. She said I'm very broad minded, it will take a lot to shock me. So she comes home and is very quiet. Then she spills the beans. Apparently it's not chlamidia queens or pox or hiv which takes up her working day. It's young girls who have weird infections in their mouths, vaginas and anuses. Apparently their partners learn about sex from porn so expect to visit all orifices in one sex session. So the girls ( some very young) get bugs in their mouths which belong in their backsides and bugs in their vaginas which belong in their mouths and so on. The thing which really freaked her out, and me too, is that young girls get banged up the backside so frequently that a lot come to the clinic because they have 'anal leakage'...crap leaks out of their backsides the whole time so that they have to wear nappy type thingies. This doesn't do their self confidence much good. f**k me. I'm glad I've got no daughters or granddaughters.

Did that wake you up on this pissing down Monday morning?

Hence the term bost your arse

 

[WILF 44,191]

Birds who are absolute wild things is nothing new..........women can be every bit as “Alpha” as men.

 

[Meece 1,957]

47 minutes ago, WILF said:

Birds who are absolute wild things is nothing new..........women can be every bit as “Alpha” as men.

 

I understand that the Salvation Army are out saving bad women ?. I believe That they have been known to put one or two by for the weekend if a suitable donation is put in the shake box.

[j j m 6,480]

very good