jukel123 6,570 Posted November 20, 2017 Report Share Posted November 20, 2017 Mrs went to a meeting of old biddies. Its some sort of club where they get together and sometimes have a visiting speaker. Last night there was a speaker talking about her job as a sexual health nurse. I was pulling her leg about it before she went, saying all the old biddies will enjoy being shocked..keep them affronted and muttering for weeks. She said I'm very broad minded, it will take a lot to shock me. So she comes home and is very quiet. Then she spills the beans. Apparently it's not chlamidia queens or pox or hiv which takes up her working day. It's young girls who have weird infections in their mouths, vaginas and anuses. Apparently their partners learn about sex from porn so expect to visit all orifices in one sex session. So the girls ( some very young) get bugs in their mouths which belong in their backsides and bugs in their vaginas which belong in their mouths and so on. The thing which really freaked her out, and me too, is that young girls get banged up the backside so frequently that a lot come to the clinic because they have 'anal leakage'...crap leaks out of their backsides the whole time so that they have to wear nappy type thingies. This doesn't do their self confidence much good. f**k me. I'm glad I've got no daughters or granddaughters. Did that wake you up on this pissing down Monday morning? 1 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
scothunter 12,609 Posted November 20, 2017 Report Share Posted November 20, 2017 Cheers for that lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Born Hunter 17,628 Posted November 20, 2017 Report Share Posted November 20, 2017 Lovely! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jukel123 6,570 Posted November 20, 2017 Author Report Share Posted November 20, 2017 15 minutes ago, scothunter said: Cheers for that lol You're welcome. Next time you see a a young girl walking funny, you know why. Seriously, do schoolkids get taught that porn is fantasy and not real ? Do they get taught about cross infection and anal leakage? Time they did . 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Accip74 7,112 Posted November 20, 2017 Report Share Posted November 20, 2017 Yes I'm really looking forward to being a father of a teenage girl in my late 50s Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Accip74 7,112 Posted November 20, 2017 Report Share Posted November 20, 2017 (edited) Remember when porn was something damp & fragmented & found in a hedge? Edited November 20, 2017 by Accip74 8 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Blackbriar 8,568 Posted November 20, 2017 Report Share Posted November 20, 2017 That's my dinner ruined........... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jukel123 6,570 Posted November 20, 2017 Author Report Share Posted November 20, 2017 (edited) 15 minutes ago, Blackbriar said: That's my dinner ruined........... Sorry, I could post similar stuff every day if you wish..do wonders for your figure. Edited November 20, 2017 by jukel123 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
forest of dean redneck 11,189 Posted November 20, 2017 Report Share Posted November 20, 2017 Cheered me up no end ? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jukel123 6,570 Posted November 20, 2017 Author Report Share Posted November 20, 2017 1 minute ago, forest of dean redneck said: Cheered me up no end ? Pun intended? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
forest of dean redneck 11,189 Posted November 20, 2017 Report Share Posted November 20, 2017 Just now, jukel123 said: Pun intended? No I ain't that clever ? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jukel123 6,570 Posted November 20, 2017 Author Report Share Posted November 20, 2017 (edited) 31 minutes ago, Rusty_terrier said: Not quite sure what you mean. Links to any videos to clarify this ? I don't think anal leakage films exist Rusty. Nothing else which tickles your fancy? Edited November 20, 2017 by jukel123 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Jonjon79 13,340 Posted November 20, 2017 Report Share Posted November 20, 2017 50 minutes ago, Accip74 said: Yes I'm really looking forward to being a father of a teenage girl in my late 50s Well, it's made my mind up - I'm definitely going FAC ......... Just so that I can sit there polishing a shotgun when a lad comes round 1 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
forest of dean redneck 11,189 Posted November 20, 2017 Report Share Posted November 20, 2017 18 minutes ago, Jonjon79 said: Well, it's made my mind up - I'm definitely going FAC ......... Just so that I can sit there polishing a shotgun when a lad comes round Guns for show knives for a pro? 2 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Mr Wilkes 2,914 Posted November 20, 2017 Report Share Posted November 20, 2017 Nowt that a quick stitch and a course of antibiotic won’t cure ..? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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