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Mrs went to a meeting of old biddies. Its some sort of club where they get together and sometimes have a visiting speaker. Last night there was a speaker talking about her job as a sexual health nurse. I was pulling her leg about it before she went, saying all the old biddies will enjoy being shocked..keep them affronted and muttering for weeks. She said I'm very broad minded, it will take a lot to shock me. So she comes home and is very quiet. Then she spills the beans. Apparently it's not chlamidia queens or pox or hiv which takes up her working day. It's young girls who have weird infections in their mouths, vaginas and anuses. Apparently their partners learn about sex from porn so expect to visit all orifices in one sex session. So the girls ( some very young) get bugs in their mouths which belong in their backsides and bugs in their vaginas which belong in their mouths and so on. The thing which really freaked her out, and me too, is that young girls get banged up the backside so frequently that a lot come to the clinic because they have 'anal leakage'...crap leaks out of their backsides the whole time so that they have to wear nappy type thingies. This doesn't do their self confidence much good. f**k me. I'm glad I've got no daughters or granddaughters.

Did that wake you up on this pissing down Monday morning?:laugh:

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15 minutes ago, scothunter said:

Cheers for that lol

You're welcome. Next time you see a  a young girl walking funny, you know why.

Seriously, do schoolkids get taught that porn is fantasy and not real ? Do they get taught about cross infection and anal leakage? Time they did .

 

 

 

 

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31 minutes ago, Rusty_terrier said:

Not quite sure what you mean. Links to any videos to clarify this ?

I don't think anal leakage films exist Rusty. Nothing else which tickles your fancy?

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50 minutes ago, Accip74 said:

Yes I'm really looking forward to being a father of a teenage girl in my late 50s   :sad:

Well, it's made my mind up - I'm definitely going FAC :yes:

 

......... Just so that I can sit there polishing a shotgun when a lad comes round :laugh:

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