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Just had a text from a householder asking me how much for a lesson on how to set Duffus traps.

I said I can teach him that for £50, no problem, but if he wants to learn to catch moles, we are talking ££££'s !

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Ive had a call like that, told him to fooook right off. And i never show householders how i set them either. When they watch i turn my back. They can find it on the internet easy enough but im not showing them how to take money from my arse pocket.

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It makes you wonder, eh?

Is he a bona fide diy er, or someone trying to get a fast track into the game?

Or perhaps he's an Anti trying to lure me to my death. I might end up locked in a cellar with a snooker ball stuffed in me gob....

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I might end up locked in a cellar with a snooker ball stuffed in me gob....

If your lucky

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I might end up locked in a cellar with a snooker ball stuffed in me gob....

:icon_eek:

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Just had a text from a householder asking me how much for a lesson on how to set Duffus traps.

I said I can teach him that for £50, no problem, but if he wants to learn to catch moles, we are talking ££££'s !

Too right,. charge him plenty ? ( although i wouldnt entertain them myself !,.....& thats not cause i dont need the money, either ,...lol),........

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Ive had a call like that, told him to fooook right off. And i never show householders how i set them either. When they watch i turn my back. They can find it on the internet easy enough but im not showing them how to take money from my arse pocket.

I agree :yes:

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Well, here endeth the lesson.

The guy had a job lot of tunnel traps but was having no joy. Poor choices made when it came to siting.

I think he's one of these people that relishes a challenge but was getting severely frustrated by not catching anything.

I gave him some pointers and then just said point blank what my charges would be if I were to catch the moles for him, and end all the heartache.

Now the pupil has become the customer. Hopefully he will sell me his traps too!

I didn't ask if he had a cellar or a snooker table.

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Well, here endeth the lesson.

The guy had a job lot of tunnel traps but was having no joy. Poor choices made when it came to siting.

I think he's one of these people that relishes a challenge but was getting severely frustrated by not catching anything.

I gave him some pointers and then just said point blank what my charges would be if I were to catch the moles for him, and end all the heartache.

Now the pupil has become the customer. Hopefully he will sell me his traps too!

I didn't ask if he had a cellar or a snooker table.

Catch all his moles he won't need them any more

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let them research it on the tube

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Its a shame trapping moles insint so profitable you can have a apprentice and train them up most folk just buy a few traps look on the internet or buy a dvd and crack on these days 

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