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#1 DIDO.1

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Posted 06 October 2017 - 10:33 pm

Who's from Southport?

Taken the Mrs for a dirty weekend away....there's geese everywhere, coming into the marsh over main Street. Arrived at 6 and thousands were coming over, half 11 and they are still coming...Mrs and bouncers looking at me like I'm daft blowing my call in the middle of the road!!!
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Posted 07 October 2017 - 08:40 pm

Why would you take a goose call on a dirty weekend? It would be the last thing on my mind
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Posted 07 October 2017 - 08:44 pm

Fcuk the goose call, who goes for a dirty weekend in Southport? ? Haha
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Posted 07 October 2017 - 09:25 pm

Why would you take a goose call on a dirty weekend? It would be the last thing on my mind


She said she wanted to gaggle on something?
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Posted 07 October 2017 - 09:25 pm

She said she wanted a right good bonking but he heard honking?

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Posted 07 October 2017 - 09:26 pm

He wanted to take a gander at her tits?

Edited by Hydropotesinermis, 07 October 2017 - 09:26 pm.


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Posted 07 October 2017 - 09:26 pm

He goosed her?
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#8 Hydropotesinermis

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Posted 07 October 2017 - 09:26 pm

Maybe so he could out the bar tab on his bill?

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Posted 07 October 2017 - 09:27 pm

He wanted to see her pink?

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Posted 07 October 2017 - 09:28 pm

Thats all i've got.

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Posted 07 October 2017 - 09:29 pm

Ok mate we get the jist, your shite at jokes haha

Edited by W. Katchum, 07 October 2017 - 09:29 pm.

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#12 DIDO.1

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Posted 07 October 2017 - 09:37 pm

Hahaha. The call was in the car when I arrived!

We actually really enjoyed it....nice hotel, live music in a local bar and plenty of good restaurants.

Ok I know it's sad...I should of had other things on my mind...but bloody geese everywhere!
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Posted 07 October 2017 - 09:38 pm

Ok mate we get the jist, your shite at jokes haha


Haha
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Posted 07 October 2017 - 09:39 pm

I did somehow get my leg over....but was so pissed I can't really remember 😂
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Posted 07 October 2017 - 09:45 pm

I like Southport, far worse coastal towns to stay at and if you seen a few geese, had a beer an emptied yer sack, you've done alright there... :)




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