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#1 mark williams

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Posted 02 September 2017 - 07:51 am

Sat in A&E  :sorry: 


              Not a good day.

              I decided to go horse riding, something I`ve not done in years, " big mistake".


              I got on the horse and started slowly but then went a little faster, before I new it we were going flat out, as fast as the horse would go !


              I couldn`t take the pace of it and fell off, my foot was caught in the stirrup with the horse dragging me, " it wouldn`t stop" !!!


              Thank goodness the manager of Toys- R - us came out and unplugged the machine !


              He had the nerve to take all my loose change so I wouldn`t attempt to ride the Elephant.





                                                                 atb  Mark.

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Posted 02 September 2017 - 08:08 am

Call the police on the pickpocket, the cheeky so and so.  This is England in 2017, Ha, Health and Safety Nonsense and Pickpockets.  Notice they are nowhere to be found when the S*** Hits the Fan or it's their Round of Drinks.

All the very pest for you and yours

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Posted 02 September 2017 - 08:11 am

You c*nt


thought i was going to have to come down and give you the kiss of life :bad:


good mind real good one that Mark funny as f*ck :laugh:


your best post yet that one :tongue2:


atvbjimmy :thumbs: :thumbs: :thumbs:

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Posted 02 September 2017 - 08:49 am

:laugh:  :laugh:

you've got to much time on your hands mark!


atb si

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Posted 02 September 2017 - 09:22 am

Bored are we  you bugga :tongue2: ,that had me going hate blooming hosse,s since 1 bit me many moons ago  :censored: .I ve done similar stupid with the grandkids and always end up a cropper. :laugh:

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Posted 02 September 2017 - 09:29 am

:laugh:  :laugh:  :laugh: As long as you dont have the John Wayne walk 

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Posted 02 September 2017 - 12:31 pm

:lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol: A little warning next time, I've just spat a mouthful of tea all over my keyboard!

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Posted 02 September 2017 - 06:44 pm

ha ha very good mark mate

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Posted 03 September 2017 - 12:59 am

YOU BUGGER! :icon_eek: :laugh: :laugh:


Had me good and proper for a moment there Mark! I was wondering how you actually were....Nearly had coffee all over me monitor!


Actually, I have the opportunity to go riding again after over 20-odd years since I gave up the saddle. There's a bloody omen here, so, I won't bother going down the stables! I'm too big and too bloody old to go breaking my neck in a fall.  I'll stick to four wheels and two legs now on. :laugh:


Oh well, shows we care about you though, don't it!


All the best mate. :thumbs: :laugh:


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Posted 03 September 2017 - 07:16 pm

First I was like, WTF!!! :o , then I was like, twat :laugh: :laugh:

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Posted 03 September 2017 - 07:55 pm

First I was like, WTF!!! :o , then I was like, twat :laugh: :laugh:

Same here ........ I thought he'd really feckin hurt himself :rolleyes:

Good one Mark - Y'ol fecker :laugh:
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Posted 03 September 2017 - 08:25 pm

You know what they say mark , once a twat always a twat , pmsl
Great mate ,
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Posted 03 September 2017 - 08:32 pm

It's true what they say about you Mark   















Fcuking Twat :thumbs:

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Posted 05 September 2017 - 08:29 am

As already said, had me going...................................................................your best post mate. very funny.



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