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#16 Penda

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Posted 17 August 2017 - 10:42 am

If you take more than you need, you will starve your children; aboriginal saying I heard somewhere (or words to that effect)

Old Lancashire saying;
If your are not in by t'time street lamps come on, thy locked out with a belt; my mum circa 1986 :laugh:

ha ha ha if your not back for t it's going in the dog😂Hang on the dogs out with me 😂
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Posted 17 August 2017 - 11:03 am

On old pasture land  rabbits can be more susceptible to developing  worm cysts .


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Posted 17 August 2017 - 11:39 am

Remember this old canary the old blokes in the used to say a fox de fleas itself by putting a stick in its mouth them walk backwards into water the fleas go on the stick and the fox drops the stick 😂 What lady bird book did that come out of
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Posted 17 August 2017 - 12:05 pm

The best old saying I like is if it's not broke don't fix it....
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Posted 17 August 2017 - 12:23 pm

Don't s#it, where you eat
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Posted 17 August 2017 - 12:46 pm

If you stuck your arse out the window, could you go outside and push it back in?

Whilst lifting yourself off the ground with feet in buckets

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Posted 17 August 2017 - 12:48 pm

If the Fishermen heard anyone mention the word rabbit before they were setting off they would cancel going out to sea

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Posted 17 August 2017 - 01:09 pm

Game of thrones quote " he's a c**t alright, and there's no cure for that " never heard it before pmsl.
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Posted 17 August 2017 - 01:27 pm

The egg came first, Just before a chicken had evolved enough to be identified as a chicken, it would have been some other sort of bird that laid eggs. Therefore the first chicken hatched from an egg.


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#25 Penda

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Posted 17 August 2017 - 02:13 pm

The egg came first, Just before a chicken had evolved enough to be identified as a chicken, it would have been some other sort of bird that laid eggs. Therefore the first chicken hatched from an egg.

is that your final answer

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Posted 17 August 2017 - 02:14 pm

Never eat yellow snow
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Posted 17 August 2017 - 02:14 pm

Does a bear shit in the woods

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Posted 17 August 2017 - 02:48 pm

Don't piss on the electric fence

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Posted 17 August 2017 - 02:49 pm

Are bears Catholics and does the pope shit in the woods ?

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Posted 17 August 2017 - 03:01 pm

You can't Polish a turd...


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