bird 9,594 Posted March 24, 2017 Report Share Posted March 24, 2017 Oh yeah. Jennifer Aniston is fit, but she looks like she might be a bit psychotic, but we can't have everything. They all psychotic......anything that bleeds for 5 days and don't die can't be quite right lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
The one 8,396 Posted March 24, 2017 Report Share Posted March 24, 2017 there i was sitting at the computer last night and she says what you doing ? "i replied looking at cheap flights " she ripped my clothes off and gave me the best night of passionate sex ive had for ages I didnt even know she was interested in darts 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
bird 9,594 Posted March 24, 2017 Report Share Posted March 24, 2017 there i was sitting at the computer last night and she says what you doing ? "i replied looking at cheap flights " she ripped my clothes off and gave me the best night of passionate sex ive had for ages I didnt even know she was interested in darts haha a good old'un Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Silversnake 1,099 Posted March 25, 2017 Report Share Posted March 25, 2017 There is no way of figuring women out IMHO, and I have certainly never seen any man that has. I go in with the mindset of trying to minimise the damage, I am basically beaten before a shot is fired. I have seen some brave /stupid folk who stir them up and usually everyone ends up suffering. My late grandfather who was a powerful and respected man used to say 'i fear no man and very few women' I used to wonder why. I learnt the hard way when I was well into adulthood what he meant... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Greyman 25,238 Posted March 25, 2017 Report Share Posted March 25, 2017 My missus just has lots an lots a ways of saying, any money for me?? Hows was yer day?? = any money for me wat ye want for tea?= any money for me im going shopping, do you want anythin?= any money for me Im sure ye get my drift, and these are good days, bad days i wake up with nowt in me pockets, an still have to talk to her, even tho she got my money haha reminds me of an old joke, what's the difference between your wages and your dick, ANSWER you don't have to ask your wife to blow your wages, Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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