talt 878 Posted February 17, 2017 Report Share Posted February 17, 2017 I will start it off with old age is.................siting on your own bollocks. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jukel123 6,570 Posted February 17, 2017 Report Share Posted February 17, 2017 Overhearing in a pub one son say to another son...."just buy the old man half pints or shorts, otherwise he'll be pissing all night long". 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
David.evans 5,323 Posted February 17, 2017 Report Share Posted February 17, 2017 Thinking yove got a hard on ,but it's really rigamotice, and your fecin dead 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Miss Lynn 160 Posted February 17, 2017 Report Share Posted February 17, 2017 Can be a blessing and a curse, a one way road to heaven or hell, the where depends on many factors in your life, most of which you have absolutely no control over. If you think about it, in the end, we have way too many things we lose control over, and not enough give a damn to dwell on it, a blessing lies in the latter. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Dinosaurs 2,007 Posted February 17, 2017 Report Share Posted February 17, 2017 Not being able to get a full nites sleep coz u gotta get up to piss & then it takes ages to go!!!! Ffs. Atb Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Dinosaurs 2,007 Posted February 17, 2017 Report Share Posted February 17, 2017 Im so fukn old I now have Dry Dreams &Wet Farts !! Atb 6 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Blackbriar 8,568 Posted February 17, 2017 Report Share Posted February 17, 2017 You know you're old when regrets take the place of your dreams...... 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Blackbriar 8,568 Posted February 17, 2017 Report Share Posted February 17, 2017 Thinking yove got a hard on ,but it's really rigamotice, and your fecin dead "Sex, at my age, is like trying to shoot pool with a rope." (George Burns) 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
kanny 19,322 Posted February 17, 2017 Report Share Posted February 17, 2017 Err I forgot. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
peterhunter86 8,627 Posted February 17, 2017 Report Share Posted February 17, 2017 Can be a blessing and a curse, a one way road to heaven or hell, the where depends on many factors in your life, most of which you have absolutely no control over. If you think about it, in the end, we have way too many things we lose control over, and not enough give a damn to dwell on it, a blessing lies in the latter. When you start posting dribble like this lol. 7 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
stumfelter 3,032 Posted February 17, 2017 Report Share Posted February 17, 2017 Regretting that at 18 you said "fcuk paying into a pension I'll live for today". 7 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jigsaw 11,809 Posted February 17, 2017 Report Share Posted February 17, 2017 A scary thought......... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
stumfelter 3,032 Posted February 17, 2017 Report Share Posted February 17, 2017 Get in quick lads, once Bird wakes up from his afternoon snooze and spots this he'll be on it like a rash! 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
northern lad 2,292 Posted February 17, 2017 Report Share Posted February 17, 2017 Sub consciesly doing a risk assessment before doing anything.... 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Onlyworkmatters 1,584 Posted February 17, 2017 Report Share Posted February 17, 2017 ......Shit Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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