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Best Answer bob.243 , 05 February 2017 - 04:07 pm

 

My local man is in a mobile trailer from turkey let's me shit in the trailer with him if it's raining

 

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#1 bob.243

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Posted 05 February 2017 - 01:00 pm

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Posted 05 February 2017 - 01:14 pm

Won't stop me eating one

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Posted 05 February 2017 - 01:17 pm

I stay away from takeaways dirty c**ts
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Posted 05 February 2017 - 01:34 pm

Anyone who'd eat that compacted dog shit off the big skewer deserves everything they get.
Takeaway local to me does a nice chicken or lamb kebabs.., proper meat not that doner crap. Place is run by tallies and is spotless too.

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Posted 05 February 2017 - 01:38 pm

i wont touch em either.rancid fatty shite

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Posted 05 February 2017 - 01:40 pm

Feet prob cleaner than his arse wiping hands...
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Posted 05 February 2017 - 01:40 pm

been swerving them when I read news reports about a lot of cases of food poisoning in the one area, they tested the upchuck of the victims & the bug they all tested positive for was something found in human faeces, they investigated and they all had kebabs from the same place, it got raided and sure enough human excrement found in the kebabs. Jihadists apparently.

 

Sounds far fetched?

 

Trip advisor!  :bad: 


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Posted 05 February 2017 - 02:02 pm

You see the food rating sticker stuck to the windows on take way places.
Upto a 5 star rating.
You see some 2 star rating takeaway.
Fecking stinking proper piss head food lol.
I wouldn't feed it to the dogs.
You won't beat a good fried egg sandwich in my eyes.lol.

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Posted 05 February 2017 - 02:07 pm

Everyone knows the chilli sauce counteracts any germs.
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Posted 05 February 2017 - 02:10 pm

Feet prob cleaner than his arse wiping hands...

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Posted 05 February 2017 - 02:28 pm

I do like a nice donna kebab but, you have to chose where you get it from :yes:

There's a turkish kebab house round here that's absolutely spot on.

I watched a program once where some celebrity chef was saying that the meat on a big donna skewer is actually pretty good. He said that it wouldn't stay on the spit if it was riddled with eyeballs and ear 'oles.

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Posted 05 February 2017 - 02:28 pm

They taste better after a couple of pints anyway and in that state who cares what there eating 



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Posted 05 February 2017 - 02:32 pm

My local man is in a mobile trailer from turkey let's me in the trailer with him if it's raining

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Posted 05 February 2017 - 03:05 pm

My local man is in a mobile trailer from turkey let's me in the trailer with him if it's raining

not instilling confidence..


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Posted 05 February 2017 - 03:07 pm

They taste better after a couple of pints anyway and in that state who cares what there eating 

same with some women, a few pints & who cares what your eating






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