bob.243 7,508 Posted September 10, 2017 Report Share Posted September 10, 2017 . 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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Francie 6,362 Posted September 10, 2017 Report Share Posted September 10, 2017 Bob strikes again lol 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Mister Gain 1,759 Posted September 11, 2017 Report Share Posted September 11, 2017 Two Irish blokes are out hunting in the woods when Paddy says,"I'm dying for a sh*t,but I haven't got anything to wipe my arse with." Mick says,"Have you got a fiver Paddy?" "Yes," says Paddy. "Well use that," replies Mick. So Paddy goes off for 5 minutes and comes back with sh*t all over his hands and clothes. Mick says,"What the fcuk happened to you?" Paddy looks at him and replies,"Have you ever tried to wipe your arse with four pound coins and two 50 pence pieces?" 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Blackbriar 8,568 Posted September 11, 2017 Report Share Posted September 11, 2017 What's got a huge cock and speaks French ? Moi ! (I'll get my coat !) Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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kanny 19,322 Posted September 12, 2017 Report Share Posted September 12, 2017 Not a joke but made me laugh http://youtu.be/MAowHE9PvpQ 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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Blackbriar 8,568 Posted September 13, 2017 Report Share Posted September 13, 2017 I was thrown out of Weight Watchers, for making sarcastic comments about t either members. I accepted their decision with huge grace....... .....because she got thrown out as well ! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ted Newgent 4,896 Posted September 13, 2017 Report Share Posted September 13, 2017 a bloke walks into a bar and asks for a vodka and orangebartender puts an apple down in front of himthe bloke says 'i wanted a vodka and orange not an apple'the bartender says 'take a bite from the apple'the bloke takes a bite and its taste of vodkathe bartender says 'turn the apple around and take another bite'the bloke does and he says it taste of orange.the bloke has a think and asks for a rum and cokeagain the bartender puts an apple down in front of him.he takes a bite and its tastes of rum,he turns the apple around and takes another bite and its tastes of coke.the bartender comes back over and asks the bloke can he get him somethingthe bloke has a real good think and asked can he have some pussybartender put another apple down in front of himthe bloke takes a bite and spits the apple out claiming it tastes of schittthe bartender says 'turn the apple around'.................... 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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ferretingnewbie 66 Posted September 15, 2017 Report Share Posted September 15, 2017 Charlie has 5 pound... Mohammed takes 3, What colour is Mohammed Quote Link to post Share on other sites
waltjnr 5,958 Posted September 16, 2017 Report Share Posted September 16, 2017 brown? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
dave88 1,565 Posted September 16, 2017 Report Share Posted September 16, 2017 http://youtu.be/2QDzwBy55Uk Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Blackbriar 8,568 Posted September 17, 2017 Report Share Posted September 17, 2017 I passed a homeless man today, and I felt sorry for him. I put my hand in my pocket, and I realised I only had a £20 note. I hesitated, as I thought "Do I really want this money wasted on drugs and cheap booze ?" I decided that I didn't........ ........so I gave it to the homeless guy ! 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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