Saltmoon 2,208 Posted April 15, 2018 Report Share Posted April 15, 2018 Took the mother in law out last night One punch fecking beauty 1 5 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Saltmoon 2,208 Posted April 15, 2018 Report Share Posted April 15, 2018 There was a blackout in my street last night Don't worrie we shot him 1 7 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
bob.243 7,524 Posted April 16, 2018 Report Share Posted April 16, 2018 ISIS test pilot getting ready for take off. 1 1 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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Blackbriar 8,568 Posted April 22, 2018 Report Share Posted April 22, 2018 Life is like a box of chocolates......... .........if you're fat, neither of them lasts very long ! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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blackmaggie 3,375 Posted April 23, 2018 Report Share Posted April 23, 2018 Paddy calls ryan air for a flight the operator asks how many people will be flying with you paddy a shocked paddy replies f**k knows it's your plane 1 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Blackbriar 8,568 Posted April 27, 2018 Report Share Posted April 27, 2018 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
fireman 10,774 Posted April 27, 2018 Report Share Posted April 27, 2018 There was a little boy balloon who kept sleeping in his parent balloon's bed,so one night daddy balloon told him "tonight son you got to sleep in your own bed as your far to old to keep sleeping in our's and if you come into our bed tonight i will be angry".The little boy balloon went up to his own bed and soon fell asleep but in the early hours he awoke and crept into his parent balloons bed,he lay there for a bit but was uncomfortable due to his daddy balloon squashing him.He slowly reach down and let a little air out of his daddy balloon and was a lot more comfortable but now his mummy balloon was squashing him,so he reached down and let a little bit of air out of her also and was even more comfortable but not just there.So he reached down and let a little air out of himself and was soon back in the land of nod.In the morning daddy balloon awoke and found little boy balloon asleep in his bed,he woke him up and said to him "why are you in our bed?,i told you i would be angry with you if i found you in our bed.Listen son you've done wrong and you've let me down,your mother down,but above all else you've let yourself down!!!!!..... 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Blackbriar 8,568 Posted April 27, 2018 Report Share Posted April 27, 2018 How can you turn a duck into a soul singer ? Put it in a microwave until it's Bill Withers ! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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Blackbriar 8,568 Posted May 7, 2018 Report Share Posted May 7, 2018 For many years, I worked on research into erectile dysfunction...........but I'm semi-retired now. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
DIDO.1 20,846 Posted May 7, 2018 Report Share Posted May 7, 2018 A teacher walks into the class and says who can tell me where Pakistan is? Little boy on the front row says 'he's in the playground with paki dave' 1 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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