fireman 10,774 Posted March 9, 2018 Report Share Posted March 9, 2018 10 minutes ago, neil cooney said: Her dyslexic pimp had just opened a warehouse. He had a toga party there and went as a goat ...... 2 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
neil cooney 10,415 Posted March 10, 2018 Report Share Posted March 10, 2018 Teacher asks little Billy to put the word " Contagious" into a sentence. Little Billy thinks for a while and says " I went to the barbers to get my hair cut and the barber was so slow it took the contagious". 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Foxpack 2 7,848 Posted March 13, 2018 Report Share Posted March 13, 2018 What does a car & a woman have in common? When they start acting up they need a good servicing. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ChrisJones 7,973 Posted March 13, 2018 Report Share Posted March 13, 2018 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
hawki 1,418 Posted March 13, 2018 Report Share Posted March 13, 2018 On 3/9/2018 at 18:17, hawki said: 'The man who invented cat’s eyes got the idea when he saw a cat facing him in the road. If the cat had been facing the other way, he’d have invented the pencil sharpener.’ KEN DODD Jesus i must of jinxed him 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ratmanwan3 85 Posted March 14, 2018 Report Share Posted March 14, 2018 9 hours ago, hawki said: Jesus i must of jinxed him Do you know any jokes about corbyn. ? 1 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Kerny92 1,246 Posted March 14, 2018 Report Share Posted March 14, 2018 Chris Eubank has written a book about Ethics. If it sells well he's going to write a book about Kent as well. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Mister Gain 1,759 Posted March 15, 2018 Report Share Posted March 15, 2018 Two queer blokes decide to have a baby. They mix their sperm and have a surrogate mother artificially inseminated. When the baby is born, they rush to the hospital. Two dozen babies are in the ward, 23 of which are crying and screaming. One, over in the corner, is smiling serenely. A nurse comes by, and to the men’s delight, she points out the happy child as theirs. ”Isn’t it wonderful?” Julian exclaims. ”All these unhappy children, and ours is so happy.” ”He’s happy now,” says the nurse. “But just wait until we take the dummy out of his arse.” 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Mister Gain 1,759 Posted March 22, 2018 Report Share Posted March 22, 2018 A young lad says to his mum "Mum, how comes you are white and I am black?" She replies " It was one heck of a wild party that night, just think yourself lucky you don't bark." 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Francie 6,362 Posted March 22, 2018 Report Share Posted March 22, 2018 Whats the difference between e.t, an a illegall immigrants? E.t eventually went home? 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
bell 3,503 Posted March 22, 2018 Report Share Posted March 22, 2018 What’s warm and pink and makes the girlfriend cry when you ram it in her mouth ?"............ her abortion !! 1 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
hawki 1,418 Posted March 23, 2018 Report Share Posted March 23, 2018 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
blackmaggie 3,375 Posted March 23, 2018 Report Share Posted March 23, 2018 Paddy tells his wife is bum hole is on fire and I have no idea what it is Ring sting says his wife paddy replies how the feck will he know 3 1 5 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
blackmaggie 3,375 Posted March 23, 2018 Report Share Posted March 23, 2018 (edited) A old couple go on a night out to there local at the end of the night Marys pissed so Jim winks at her takes her round the back of the club like the old days they go at it for half a hour up against the fence arms and legs flying all over until they fell on the floor Mary says Christ Jim you didn't even feck me like that 50 years ago Jim out of breath says 50 years ago that fecking fence wasn't electric Edited March 23, 2018 by blackmaggie 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
dytkos 17,530 Posted March 24, 2018 Report Share Posted March 24, 2018 What's the difference between Thierry Henry and Lenny Henry? Thierry Henrys still fcuking French Cheers, D. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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