Mister Gain 1,759 Posted February 14, 2018 Report Share Posted February 14, 2018 1 5 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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Foxpack 2 7,848 Posted February 15, 2018 Report Share Posted February 15, 2018 Roses are dead. Love is fake. Weddings are basically funerals with cake. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Mister Gain 1,759 Posted February 17, 2018 Report Share Posted February 17, 2018 The Irish bobsleigh team at the Winter Olympics are refusing to race until the course has been gritted! 1 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
blackmaggie 3,375 Posted February 18, 2018 Report Share Posted February 18, 2018 I have heard mick hucknall has just been arrested for having sex with rabbits he was holding back the ears but in his defence he did say it was because bunnies are to tight to mention 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
bob.243 7,508 Posted February 18, 2018 Report Share Posted February 18, 2018 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
blackmaggie 3,375 Posted February 19, 2018 Report Share Posted February 19, 2018 Mad Mary was whizzing around the mental hospital when she was stopped by crazy Carl insurance Mary please he said so of she flys again only to be stopped by loopy Len licence please said Len so of Mary goes again whizzing down the wings when she gets stopped by donkey Dave with a twelve inch hard on oh no said mary not the f***ing breathalyzer again 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Foxpack 2 7,848 Posted February 19, 2018 Report Share Posted February 19, 2018 I noticed a couple of black heads on my wife's tits at the hospital this morning... I was absolutely disgusted, Clearly I'm not the father of those twins. 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Foxpack 2 7,848 Posted March 3, 2018 Report Share Posted March 3, 2018 Try mixing Viagra and Prozac. Even if you don’t get a f**k you won’t give a f**k. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Blackbriar 8,568 Posted March 9, 2018 Report Share Posted March 9, 2018 If I had my time again, I'd be a used car salesman...........................but you can't turn the clock back ! 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
peterhunter86 8,627 Posted March 9, 2018 Report Share Posted March 9, 2018 (edited) 22 minutes ago, Blackbriar said: If I had my time again, I'd be a used car salesman...........................but you can't turn the clock back ! If only then I wouldn't have spent all my money on fast women and slow dog's, Edited March 9, 2018 by peterhunter86 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
hawki 1,418 Posted March 9, 2018 Report Share Posted March 9, 2018 'The man who invented cat’s eyes got the idea when he saw a cat facing him in the road. If the cat had been facing the other way, he’d have invented the pencil sharpener.’ KEN DODD 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
bob.243 7,508 Posted March 9, 2018 Report Share Posted March 9, 2018 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Foxpack 2 7,848 Posted March 9, 2018 Report Share Posted March 9, 2018 A dyslexic prostitute just offered to cook my sock 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
neil cooney 10,415 Posted March 9, 2018 Report Share Posted March 9, 2018 30 minutes ago, Foxpack 2 said: A dyslexic prostitute just offered to cook my sock Her dyslexic pimp had just opened a warehouse. 2 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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