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On 1/14/2018 at 00:07, Blackbriar said:

I got a Bonnie Tyler sat nav for Xmas.

It keeps telling me to turn around, and every now and then it falls apart..............

 

(I almost feel like I should apologise for that !)

Your lucky, we got lost in France with ours

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