blackmaggie 3,375 Posted January 8, 2018 Report Share Posted January 8, 2018 He does that as well dinosaur he asks him to get his mate Anita go for a dump he losses it Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Dinosaurs 2,008 Posted January 8, 2018 Report Share Posted January 8, 2018 Hope someone puts link up Blackmaggie. Atb Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Furrosious ferreter 499 Posted January 8, 2018 Report Share Posted January 8, 2018 Radio one with scott mills. From about 2011? We did it to our local pizza place. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
peterhunter86 8,627 Posted January 8, 2018 Report Share Posted January 8, 2018 2 hours ago, Dinosaurs said: Theres another good one of a lad asking Chinky if they do takeaways then giving him a load of sums. Atb We were doing that prank 20 years ago,I always thought it was funny. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Dinosaurs 2,008 Posted January 8, 2018 Report Share Posted January 8, 2018 Still makes me laugh now ? atb 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Blackbriar 8,568 Posted January 14, 2018 Report Share Posted January 14, 2018 I got a Bonnie Tyler sat nav for Xmas. It keeps telling me to turn around, and every now and then it falls apart.............. (I almost feel like I should apologise for that !) Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mushroom 12,387 Posted January 14, 2018 Report Share Posted January 14, 2018 21 minutes ago, Blackbriar said: I got a Bonnie Tyler sat nav for Xmas. It keeps telling me to turn around, and every now and then it falls apart.............. (I almost feel like I should apologise for that !) I'm sat on the metro, giggling at that ? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ted Newgent 4,896 Posted January 14, 2018 Report Share Posted January 14, 2018 On 1/8/2018 at 13:56, blackmaggie said: I remember hearing that on a radio prank phone call to a Scottish takeaway I don't know how to put the link up but he's far from laughing On 1/8/2018 at 16:45, Furrosious ferreter said: Radio one with scott mills. From about 2011? We did it to our local pizza place. here is the scott mills prank.....this never gets old lol 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
blackmaggie 3,375 Posted January 14, 2018 Report Share Posted January 14, 2018 Cheers ted Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Blackbriar 8,568 Posted January 18, 2018 Report Share Posted January 18, 2018 I know loads of jokes about white sugar - but there's only one about brown sugar. That's because them are rarer ! (I'll get my coat......) 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
neil cooney 10,415 Posted January 18, 2018 Report Share Posted January 18, 2018 This is for that last one BB, LOL. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Blackbriar 8,568 Posted January 18, 2018 Report Share Posted January 18, 2018 The jumper I got for Christmas kept collecting static electricity. So I took it back to the shop and exchanged it............ ............free of charge ! 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Blackbriar 8,568 Posted January 21, 2018 Report Share Posted January 21, 2018 A couple knocked on my door this morning, trying to persuade me that brown bread is better than white.......... ......... bloody Hovis witnesses ! 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
The one 8,396 Posted January 25, 2018 Report Share Posted January 25, 2018 A Japanese couple are arguing about how to spice-up their sex life: Husband: "Sukotaki. moiotako sei!" Wife replies: "Kowasi! mowa yano kopai!" Husband (angrily): "Toyo a suji awa roumi yeiko!?" Wife (on her knees literally begging):"Mimi nakou taohan tinakouji!" Husband shouts angrily: "Na - miha aotu kina Tim kouji!" . . I can't believe you are sitting there trying to read this. You don't know any Japanese. You'll read anything as long as it's about sex. You are a very sick person.!!! 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
eastcoast 3,729 Posted January 26, 2018 Report Share Posted January 26, 2018 "It is a good deed to forget a poor joke" (Brendan Behan) Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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