jok 3,034 Posted October 24, 2015 Report Share Posted October 24, 2015 I'm in agony. The kitchen roll isn't long enough. My friends rely on me. What am I to do?? My wife, two children and the dog are in agony and I daren't think about my neighbours. It's possibly the simplest job in the entire universe but have any one of you tried making.....'HORSERADISH RELISH'? This stuff is pure dynamite and knocks socks off any hot sauce I've ever had and there have been a few. My eyes look like the worst case of bloodshot and fck me the pain is hellish. I've done this for the last 20 years but still can't find a solution to the discomfort. Now not wishing it on anyone in particular (and there's one or two) why don't you give it a go. Anyone got any ideas about how to stop this very painful pain. Had some with my dinnerbtonight and admit that sinus problems won't be an issue. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
BGD 6,385 Posted October 24, 2015 Report Share Posted October 24, 2015 The pain is worth it when you get to enjoy homemade horseradish relish at the end of it that shop bought shite has no kick to it. You could try wearing goggles while you grate the horseradish though (if you're a big girls blouse) 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jok 3,034 Posted October 24, 2015 Author Report Share Posted October 24, 2015 I ain't a big girls blouse LOL Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jok 3,034 Posted October 24, 2015 Author Report Share Posted October 24, 2015 Mr W. Katchum. We WILL meet at some point and we are going to have a hell of a night. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
BGD 6,385 Posted October 24, 2015 Report Share Posted October 24, 2015 I ain't a big girls blouse LOL A vegetable has you begging for mercy 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jok 3,034 Posted October 24, 2015 Author Report Share Posted October 24, 2015 Too right pal.This fecker is pure dynamite. I have never had pain like it in the contect of prepping food. I can honestly say i'd rather lie in a bed of nettles. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jok 3,034 Posted October 24, 2015 Author Report Share Posted October 24, 2015 Which I have done?? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
BGD 6,385 Posted October 24, 2015 Report Share Posted October 24, 2015 (edited) No fair play to you when you get an extra strong horseradish you certainly know about it, even the hottest chillis have f**k all on a strong horseradish You're still a big girls blouse that got bet by a vegetable though Edited October 24, 2015 by BGD Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jok 3,034 Posted October 24, 2015 Author Report Share Posted October 24, 2015 Going to be up there before long. My brother and I will need to ensure you some hospitality. Might need a clue as to where. That's assuming this rash will have gone in the next few weeks?? 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jok 3,034 Posted October 24, 2015 Author Report Share Posted October 24, 2015 BGD An honest answer please. Have you made this Stuff? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
BGD 6,385 Posted October 24, 2015 Report Share Posted October 24, 2015 Honestly not made it by my own hand no, I've been in the kitchen when my Ma made it though and it's deadly stuff right enough. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jok 3,034 Posted October 24, 2015 Author Report Share Posted October 24, 2015 Well son. Give it a go and sincerely thank you mam for what she did for you. It is humbling knowing that someone else has endured the pain to give you so much pleasure. My mates buy me a pint and grin like idiots. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
BGD 6,385 Posted October 24, 2015 Report Share Posted October 24, 2015 Well son. Give it a go and sincerely thank you mam for what she did for you. It is humbling knowing that someone else has endured the pain to give you so much pleasure. My mates buy me a pint and grin like idiots. I'll pick up a bottle of gin for her next time I drop off a bag of horseradish to be turned into relish Quote Link to post Share on other sites
low plains drifter 9,452 Posted October 24, 2015 Report Share Posted October 24, 2015 Divers mask and oxygen tank might help Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jocky 198 Posted October 24, 2015 Report Share Posted October 24, 2015 ....joc.dont forget to save me a small jar when we start ferreting again. love it with the beef or goose. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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