General lee 979 Posted June 26, 2015 Report Share Posted June 26, 2015 I hate the c**ts we get loads of them round here they just refuse to get over two or three wide talking and hogging the road and if ya get to close they go f***ing mental then as soon as you stop that want to call the police useless c**ts everyone of them Quote Link to post Share on other sites
walshie 2,804 Posted June 26, 2015 Report Share Posted June 26, 2015 You should equip your passenger with one of these. Although electrically operated would be preferable. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
bird 9,594 Posted June 26, 2015 Report Share Posted June 26, 2015 Third time this week a ten minute journey has taken me three times as long ... I live in the sticks and I constantly have to slow down for horse riders ... Tractors ... Cows etc and I don't mind that one bit that's part of living in the country but fukcing MAMIL's ... Middle Aged Men In Lycra are a different story ... Why on a country lane do they ride two or abreast and even when you've caught up with them do they carry on doing it knowing you can't pass them ... Why not move into single file so you can pass ... They think they own the fukcing road ... But if you pass them within three feet or doing more that twenty miles an hour they practically have a heart attack and lose the plot ... They fukcing grind me .... And breath ........... spot on, ive been that close to knocking them off there bikes, when they ride like they got to have all the road .when I go out with my dog+ bike , I always pull right over and stop to let the cars pass, mind you most are shit scared of passing Buck anyway . Quote Link to post Share on other sites
terryd 8,042 Posted June 26, 2015 Report Share Posted June 26, 2015 nothing wrong with cycling i bike to work every day. But I do keep out of peoples way. But some times you do have to take a primary to stop some plonker squeezing by Quote Link to post Share on other sites
bobcullen79 1,495 Posted June 26, 2015 Report Share Posted June 26, 2015 That's when a plastic bottle of piss comes in handy. They have just as much right to be on the road as anyone. They pay their road tax, insurance and....hold on.... Cue Rake Aboot... Funny you should say that... I got gobbed off after passing a white line rider, so I stopped and the weasel went round, then went further round as I tried to catch him with my door as I opened it. The second time I passed him one bud drenched him with bottle of lucozade and another buddy with 2l of water. The cyclist must have thought it was piss as the look on his face was priceless as he tried everything to dodge the amber spray whilst doing 25mph. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jonah. 775 Posted June 26, 2015 Report Share Posted June 26, 2015 (edited) Cyclists are one thing, the fkin numpty car driver that's usually in front of me giving them more room than an arctic to pass are the ones that really boil my piss Edited June 26, 2015 by jonah. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
paulf 820 Posted June 26, 2015 Report Share Posted June 26, 2015 Loads round the Wye valley and Abergavenny ,3 abreast in mobs. I dream of going death race 2000 on them. Every f***ing day i'm in that neck of the woods and its got out of control the hills around Monmouth are the worst and when your in a lorry its a nightmare . Did you see the other week all the road closures for the velofon ? ridiculous, couldn't move in Newport and someone even done the carpet tack trick lol 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
day worker 296 Posted June 26, 2015 Report Share Posted June 26, 2015 They are no different to any other slow moving vehicle and should pull over at the next available place but they don't! 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
forest of dean redneck 11,190 Posted June 26, 2015 Report Share Posted June 26, 2015 Loads round the Wye valley and Abergavenny ,3 abreast in mobs. I dream of going death race 2000 on them. Every f***ing day i'm in that neck of the woods and its got out of control the hills around Monmouth are the worst and when your in a lorry its a nightmare .Did you see the other week all the road closures for the velofon ? ridiculous, couldn't move in Newport and someone even done the carpet tack trick lol What you driving,could toot if I see you,Nans pat,wifes just got a old Toyota Lucida with big sunroof in back,be just me luck kid throws one under back tyre though,lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
paulf 820 Posted June 26, 2015 Report Share Posted June 26, 2015 A big red ex post office lorry ...you will know its me if you smell rotten chicken ( don't ask lol ) 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
forest of dean redneck 11,190 Posted June 26, 2015 Report Share Posted June 26, 2015 A big red ex post office lorry ...you will know its me if you smell rotten chicken ( don't ask lol )Lol Either a Lucida or berlingos ,for me 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
whippet 99 2,613 Posted June 26, 2015 Report Share Posted June 26, 2015 this place is getting more like face book everyday .........wingeing and whining , feel sorry for some partners who have too put with the grunt of this edit too say , they do me nut in like there something special ...........same kind of cocks who walk behind carnival floats , look at me ........................................ Quote Link to post Share on other sites
whippet 99 2,613 Posted June 26, 2015 Report Share Posted June 26, 2015 walshie kens arms wont open that wide, you got any smaller ones ha ha Quote Link to post Share on other sites
kanny 19,382 Posted June 26, 2015 Report Share Posted June 26, 2015 this place is getting more like face book everyday .........wingeing and whining , feel sorry for some partners who have too put with the grunt of this edit too say , they do me nut in like there something special ...........same kind of cocks who walk behind carnival floats , look at me ........................................ was thinking the same we should change it from the general section to the grumpy middle aged man section... I've become my dad Quote Link to post Share on other sites
boyo 1,398 Posted June 26, 2015 Report Share Posted June 26, 2015 Carry a broom handle in car as you go by window down & poke the cnts or better still wedge broom stick behind their saddle & accelerate look on their face at 40/45mph is priceless they also tend to scream a bit ? 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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