mattybugeye 884 Posted January 11, 2015 Report Share Posted January 11, 2015 Well how you got on today with clays Ryan mi old buddy Quote Link to post
mattybugeye 884 Posted January 11, 2015 Report Share Posted January 11, 2015 Thought we were pals moxy Quote Link to post
clarkhirstphoto 94 Posted January 11, 2015 Author Report Share Posted January 11, 2015 i did ok...hit about 10?? Quote Link to post
clarkhirstphoto 94 Posted January 11, 2015 Author Report Share Posted January 11, 2015 i did ok...hit about 10?? out of 25 btw not 50.......im getting better Quote Link to post
moxy 617 Posted January 11, 2015 Report Share Posted January 11, 2015 Thought we were pals moxy We are mate It's nothing to be ashamed of. Although I have never pissed myself. Well.....not since I was about 2. I was working down in Cornwall and we stayed in one of those fancy Browns hotels. Had to share a room Anyways. We sank far too much of that Cornish Rattler cider. 8% on the tame side. Stronger if it's the barrel dregs. I don't remember a thing. Walking back to the digs. Getting into bed. Nothing. my mate did though. In the early hours I casually got out of bed. Walked over to his. Leant against an imaginary wall and pissed all over him. I can't remember a thing Quote Link to post
clarkhirstphoto 94 Posted January 11, 2015 Author Report Share Posted January 11, 2015 Thought we were pals moxy We are mate It's nothing to be ashamed of. Although I have never pissed myself. Well.....not since I was about 2. I was working down in Cornwall and we stayed in one of those fancy Browns hotels. Had to share a room Anyways. We sank far too much of that Cornish Rattler cider. 8% on the tame side. Stronger if it's the barrel dregs. I don't remember a thing. Walking back to the digs. Getting into bed. Nothing. my mate did though. In the early hours I casually got out of bed. Walked over to his. Leant against an imaginary wall and pissed all over him. I can't remember a thing Well before matty tells you i may as well! I poo'd myself 3 times last year and once already this year! 1 Quote Link to post
mattybugeye 884 Posted January 11, 2015 Report Share Posted January 11, 2015 you b*****d that was my next ammo 1 Quote Link to post
smithie 2,424 Posted January 11, 2015 Report Share Posted January 11, 2015 time to stop drinking when your waking to a turd in the bed 4 Quote Link to post
moxy 617 Posted January 11, 2015 Report Share Posted January 11, 2015 I bet your running short on hotels and B&B's that will accept you pair. Quote Link to post
moxy 617 Posted January 11, 2015 Report Share Posted January 11, 2015 time to stop drinking when your waking to a turd in the bed Quote Link to post
mattybugeye 884 Posted January 11, 2015 Report Share Posted January 11, 2015 well both ryan and mick i can assure you and if mr ryan wasn't indeed been a tit that i have not once pissed the bed while working away but before he tells... while with my ex in mexico i over indulged in the local delicacies on the 1st night climbed in to bed at 5am to cuddle up and after falling asleep pissed all over her and the bed!!!!! beat that f****r well it gets better in the mood i over indulged the very next night yep repeated the process pissed all over her again the next morning woke alone ... surprise there.... with a greeting on the beech saying how much of a wanker i was then returned to the room to find the mexican room service had covered our bed with what i can only describe as piss proof blankets wtf!!! uncomfortable and noisy to say the least i found this amusing as fcuk but the ex didn't hence the ex ha 1 less there ryan and you hit 6 8 at a push stevie wonder 3 Quote Link to post
clarkhirstphoto 94 Posted January 11, 2015 Author Report Share Posted January 11, 2015 Lol. ....But you never piss the bed rooming with me? ???? Quote Link to post
clarkhirstphoto 94 Posted January 11, 2015 Author Report Share Posted January 11, 2015 I hit 4 on the easy trap and 4 on the hard trap. ...That's 8! Mustve got a few inbetweeners? Quote Link to post
mattybugeye 884 Posted January 11, 2015 Report Share Posted January 11, 2015 il give u 8 thats it Quote Link to post
clarkhirstphoto 94 Posted January 11, 2015 Author Report Share Posted January 11, 2015 Thats it pal......You asked for it! Quote Link to post
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