Brewman 1,190 Posted June 18, 2014 Report Share Posted June 18, 2014 Better to have loved and lost than never have loved at all. na balls ta that! the whole trudgeing round like a lost puppy,looking for handy trees and bits of rope....when youve lost it but never having loved well you just go round chopping and changeing haveing a time of it and if it goes tits up well feck it....plenty more fish in the sea Lol ya cynical individual I was going along the lines of have no regrets and shag em all lol. I don't think I could be accused of being soft along those lines. Cold day in hell before I'll mope after a woman. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
beast 1,884 Posted June 18, 2014 Report Share Posted June 18, 2014 so are you trying to say shag all you can, cos youll never shag all you want 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Brewman 1,190 Posted June 18, 2014 Report Share Posted June 18, 2014 so are you trying to say shag all you can, cos youll never shag all you want Lol pretty much hit the nail on the head. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
gerron 13 Posted June 18, 2014 Report Share Posted June 18, 2014 its nice to be important but its more important to be nice Quote Link to post Share on other sites
abarrett 461 Posted June 19, 2014 Report Share Posted June 19, 2014 Never never kick a brown bear in the balls He will chase you 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
abarrett 461 Posted June 19, 2014 Report Share Posted June 19, 2014 Oh ye And never p#ss into the wind Quote Link to post Share on other sites
abarrett 461 Posted June 19, 2014 Report Share Posted June 19, 2014 Always practice safe sex By always giving them a false name and address 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
RemyBolt 420 Posted June 19, 2014 Author Report Share Posted June 19, 2014 It's better to be kind than to be right. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
air gun ant 1,666 Posted June 19, 2014 Report Share Posted June 19, 2014 mum used to tell me "if someone hits you, hit em back, if theyre bigger than you, kick em in the spuds! it soon brings them down to your size." "the bigger they are the harder they fall" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
darren_nash 85 Posted June 19, 2014 Report Share Posted June 19, 2014 never take a sleeping pill and laxative on the same night.. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
phantomflanflinger 24 Posted June 19, 2014 Report Share Posted June 19, 2014 NEVER BITE THE HAND THAT FEEDS YOU !!!!!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
haymin 2,465 Posted June 19, 2014 Report Share Posted June 19, 2014 Don't take an elephants last rolo ? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
j j m 6,480 Posted June 19, 2014 Report Share Posted June 19, 2014 dont lend money to friends 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
phantomflanflinger 24 Posted June 19, 2014 Report Share Posted June 19, 2014 USE SUNSCREEN !!!!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
darren_nash 85 Posted June 19, 2014 Report Share Posted June 19, 2014 a truely wise woman would never play leap frog with a unicorn.. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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