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Blackbriar 8,568 Posted June 17, 2014 Report Share Posted June 17, 2014 Live every day as if it were your last, because one day you'll be right........................ ! "I only trust two people - one's me, the other one's not you." 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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Born Hunter 17,622 Posted June 17, 2014 Report Share Posted June 17, 2014 Don't get court.....is that right,,,cos I'm fecked if I know,,,lol Oh yeh,,,and pay more attention at school,,, Hell fire Tomo! Getting caught may lead to court! 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
perthshire keeper 1,237 Posted June 17, 2014 Report Share Posted June 17, 2014 life is too short..if some things not right or makeing you un-happy then change it...be it woman,car job or dog...lifes too short 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
gnipper 5,945 Posted June 17, 2014 Report Share Posted June 17, 2014 f**k em all coz you might miss a good un. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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