Sweeney 316 Posted April 17, 2014 Report Share Posted April 17, 2014 Anyone Else's mrs snore like f**k !? I've just got in looking to get some shut eye before work in the morning and guess what...she's at it again ! Like sleeping next to a fooking walrus !! And if I nudge her to shut up I get abuse lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
CBdogsA1 420 Posted April 17, 2014 Report Share Posted April 17, 2014 If you get abuse for nudging her, ffs don't call her a walrus. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Hot Meat 3,109 Posted April 17, 2014 Report Share Posted April 17, 2014 T bag her... 5 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
BIG G wheton machine 1,594 Posted April 17, 2014 Report Share Posted April 17, 2014 Chalk her, or get her on a diet or get her a sommnowell device to bring her jaw forwards to open up the airway Quote Link to post Share on other sites
iworkwhippets 12,247 Posted April 17, 2014 Report Share Posted April 17, 2014 Cant remember the last time i had a good nights kip, im never in bed before 1 ish, and up around 6, some nights i think the roof is coming in, its that bad, i dont suppose anyone can offer me a bed for the night eh, im willing to travel Quote Link to post Share on other sites
bird 9,586 Posted April 17, 2014 Report Share Posted April 17, 2014 Anyone Else's mrs snore like f**k !? I've just got in looking to get some shut eye before work in the morning and guess what...she's at it again ! Like sleeping next to a fooking walrus !! And if I nudge her to shut up I get abuse lol snap ,one o these days I will strangle the fat twat , had enough of it 15 years , getting close to it mark my words 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Hot Meat 3,109 Posted April 17, 2014 Report Share Posted April 17, 2014 Anyone Else's mrs snore like f**k !? I've just got in looking to get some shut eye before work in the morning and guess what...she's at it again ! Like sleeping next to a fooking walrus !! And if I nudge her to shut up I get abuse lol snap ,one o these days I will strangle the fat twat , had enough of it 15 years , getting close to it mark my words Lol if you'd a done it in 1st year you'd a been out by now... lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Outlaw Pete 2,224 Posted April 17, 2014 Report Share Posted April 17, 2014 ..... get her a sommnowell device to bring her jaw forwards to open up the airway F**king Pike Gag. Sorted! 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
lukey 1,620 Posted April 18, 2014 Report Share Posted April 18, 2014 Haha funny, I get abuse for snoring but told her she's exaggerating, but for the last week iv been using the dream talker app and now know why she cracks up haha Quote Link to post Share on other sites
RossM 7,979 Posted April 18, 2014 Report Share Posted April 18, 2014 I've occasionally woke my self up with my snoring....... 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
lukey 1,620 Posted April 18, 2014 Report Share Posted April 18, 2014 Ross download the dream talker app and have a listen it's funny as lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Tiercel 6,986 Posted April 18, 2014 Report Share Posted April 18, 2014 Separate bedrooms always cures it. TC 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Bosun11 537 Posted April 18, 2014 Report Share Posted April 18, 2014 Apparently I snore but i've never heard me, so I don't believe a word of it. My Mrs blows me bottom kisses all night long, if it wasn't for the smell they'd be quite endearing...! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
RubyTex 1,957 Posted April 18, 2014 Report Share Posted April 18, 2014 Bosun11, on 18 Apr 2014 - 07:55 AM, said: Apparently I snore but i've never heard me, so I don't believe a word of it. My Mrs blows me bottom kisses all night long, if it wasn't for the smell they'd be quite endearing...! How nice of her...!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Rake aboot 4,929 Posted April 18, 2014 Report Share Posted April 18, 2014 I`m saying feckall `case she reads this,, suffice to say,, 25 yrs of living with a misfiring chainsaw. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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